[VIDEO]
OH MY GOSH EVERYONE LOOK.
[The video comes on; clearly, it is Wreck-Gar's junkyard. In view is... A UNICORN? Yes! Even if you aren't a virgin, YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE HER.]
Okay, Elizabeth! Go go go go!
[And Elizabeth shoots... lasers from her eyes at a tree. It burns to a crisp.]
Best. Wish. EVER.
[locked to Roxas]
I'm taking super good care of your boss! So no worries, okay?
Lemme know if you need anything else, Roxas. Be careful!
[The video comes on; clearly, it is Wreck-Gar's junkyard. In view is... A UNICORN? Yes! Even if you aren't a virgin, YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE HER.]
Okay, Elizabeth! Go go go go!
[And Elizabeth shoots... lasers from her eyes at a tree. It burns to a crisp.]
Best. Wish. EVER.
[locked to Roxas]
I'm taking super good care of your boss! So no worries, okay?
Lemme know if you need anything else, Roxas. Be careful!