1st Copy [Video]
[Video shows an old guy wearing a black t-shirt with a great big yellow smiley face in the center. He does not look happy.]
Hello, Nautilus. I just recently arrived here and thought it was about time to introduce myself, since apparently I'm going to be your new neighbour for, oh, the rest of my life or thereabouts. So hello. I'm Brother Cavil.
Now, I already got a lot of really valuable information from your ever-so-helpful welcoming committee, and don't get me wrong, I'm grateful. [He rolls his eyes] However, I still have a few questions that need answering before I just go ahead and resign myself peacefully to my new life here. The most pressing of which... [He looks disgustedly at the smiley face he is stuck wearing.] Regarding my little gift here. How often exactly can I expect to be the recipient of this city's random, inexplicable largesse? I certainly hope this sort of thing doesn't happen too frequently. I mean, I'm glad for the free clothing, no doubt, but it just isn't really my style.
Oh, and by the way. Before I forget. Whoever's responsible for making the welcoming movie. Good effort, you get points for trying, but I'd be very interested in a remake. If I were you, I'd come up with a director's cut, one that did a better job of, well, everything. Consider that your free religious counsel for the day.
Hello, Nautilus. I just recently arrived here and thought it was about time to introduce myself, since apparently I'm going to be your new neighbour for, oh, the rest of my life or thereabouts. So hello. I'm Brother Cavil.
Now, I already got a lot of really valuable information from your ever-so-helpful welcoming committee, and don't get me wrong, I'm grateful. [He rolls his eyes] However, I still have a few questions that need answering before I just go ahead and resign myself peacefully to my new life here. The most pressing of which... [He looks disgustedly at the smiley face he is stuck wearing.] Regarding my little gift here. How often exactly can I expect to be the recipient of this city's random, inexplicable largesse? I certainly hope this sort of thing doesn't happen too frequently. I mean, I'm glad for the free clothing, no doubt, but it just isn't really my style.
Oh, and by the way. Before I forget. Whoever's responsible for making the welcoming movie. Good effort, you get points for trying, but I'd be very interested in a remake. If I were you, I'd come up with a director's cut, one that did a better job of, well, everything. Consider that your free religious counsel for the day.