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[firetruckhero]

You know, Starscream, I could retaliate with unflattering pictures of my own. But since I know I'm not the best artist, I think I'll just upload this instead

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[the_sari_virus]

You sure there's not a little Decepticon in you, Optimus? Because that was evil.

[firetruckhero]

Did you see the picture he drew of me?

[the_sari_virus]

....No?

[firetruckhero]

[link]

If there was ever anything that counted as "had it coming", it's this.

[the_sari_virus]

.....What's with your lips? That's just disturbing.

[firetruckhero]

Exactly!

The one of Megatron is amusing, though.

[the_sari_virus]

You guys have way too much fun together. You're kind of like brothers.

Half brothers....maybe step brothers.

[firetruckhero]

[long. LONG. pause.]

How come every brother figure I get stuck with is a jerk with a big chin?

[the_sari_virus]

...Sentinel?

I thought you hated him.

[firetruckhero]

I don't hate hate him, he's more just a... a really big pain in the aft. But I've known him since we were manufactured, so if we're discussing human family analogues, then he's more like my brother than anybot I know.

... and as far as I understand it, brothers don't have to like each other.

[the_sari_virus]

Well, now you have Starscream, too. The family's getting bigger.

....Next thing you know you'll be calling Megaton 'Dad'.

[firetruckhero]

No.

[the_sari_virus]

Grandpa?

[firetruckhero]

Sari, that's even worse.

[the_sari_virus]

No it isn't. It's funny.

[firetruckhero]

Grandfathers are kindly, old doting people that give their grandchildren extraneous amounts of gifts, money and indulgence.

The only thing I'd ever expect to get from Megatron is shot.