[Video]
[The video feed shows an unfamiliar-looking red-haired woman standing near the Western Gate, frowning at the viewer. She touches the screen, and when nothing happens, her frown deepens. Finally, she speaks.]
I do not know where this realm is, or how I got here, but I demand to be returned at once! [She glares at the screen for a good minute before continuing, sounding both angry and depressed.]
I am just a simple human housewife. I must return home; I have clothes to clean and food to bake and... eat. I do not care about the fate of humanity, you can kill the daevas or smash the orbs or whatever you seek to do without my help. I wish only to live out my mortal life in peace with my husband. So, return me to my cottage, or tell me how I might return to the overworld, or I shall eat y- crush your ne- I shall shoot you!
I do not know where this realm is, or how I got here, but I demand to be returned at once! [She glares at the screen for a good minute before continuing, sounding both angry and depressed.]
I am just a simple human housewife. I must return home; I have clothes to clean and food to bake and... eat. I do not care about the fate of humanity, you can kill the daevas or smash the orbs or whatever you seek to do without my help. I wish only to live out my mortal life in peace with my husband. So, return me to my cottage, or tell me how I might return to the overworld, or I shall eat y- crush your ne- I shall shoot you!