Newspaper - Saturday Edition
[Did you subscribe to The Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Nautilus flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated.]
[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window and/or broke something in the area: Nash Latjke, Kid Flash, Agent Six, Rex Salazar, Zevran, Danny Fenton, and Ben Tennyson.]
Your Weather Forecast
Eastern District
*Sunday, January 29 - Partly cloudy. High 42 F / Low 35 F
*Monday, January 30 - Partly cloudy. High 39 F / Low 34 F
*Tuesday, January 31 - Mostly cloudy. High 41 F / Low 33 F
*Wednesday, February 1 - Partly cloudy. High 41 F / Low 33 F
*Thursday, February 2 - Partly cloudy. High 39 F / Low 32 F
*Friday, February 3 - Partly cloudy. High 38 F / Low 32 F
*Saturday, February 4 - Cloudy. High 38 F / Low 34 F
Western District
*Sunday, January 29 - Mostly sunny. High 66 F / Low 53 F
*Monday, January 30 - PM light rain. High 66 F / Low 51 F
*Tuesday, January 31 - Mostly sunny. High 66 F / Low 51 F
*Wednesday, February 1 - Partly cloudy High 64 F / Low 49 F
*Thursday, February 2 - Partly cloudy. High 63 F / Low 49 F
*Friday, February 3 - Mostly sunny. High 66 F / Low 49 F
*Saturday, February 4 - Mostly cloudy. High 69 F / Low 51 F
Southern District
*Sunday, January 29 - Showers. High 83 F / Low 78 F
*Monday, January 30 - PM Showers. High 83 F / Low 77 F
*Tuesday, January 31 - Showers. High 84 F / Low 77 F
*Wednesday, February 1 - Partly cloudy. High 84 F / Low 77 F
*Thursday, February 2 - Few showers. High 84 F / Low 77 F
*Friday, February 3 - Mostly sunny. High 84 F / Low 76 F
*Saturday, February 4 - Showers. High 83 F / Low 76 F
Northern District
*Sunday, January 29 - Partly cloudy. High 42 F / Low 35 F
*Monday, January 30 - Partly cloudy. High 39 F / Low 34 F
*Tuesday, January 31 - Mostly cloudy. High 41 F / Low 33 F
*Wednesday, February 1 - Partly cloudy. High 41 F / Low 33 F
*Thursday, February 2 - Partly cloudy. High 39 F / Low 32 F
*Friday, February 3 - Partly cloudy. High 38 F / Low 32 F
*Saturday, February 4 - Cloudy. High 38 F / Low 34 F
Sleepbituaries
NO ONE
Return of the Psychopath
Rumors have begun anew about the mysterious skull-wearing figure with blue hair who took to the streets last year in a rampant killing spree. Last year, with the help of his jolly demon friend Balthazar (also rumored to make a second appearance), he delivered self-inflicted homicide to the humans of Nautilus. But what will Bluesummers deliver this year? Gifts? Or MUTILATION?
It's probably gifts.
Dear Abby
Got a question you're too embarrassed to ask? Do you need some advice in dealing with drama? Are relationships too hard for your tiny brain to comprehend? Send in your questions today, and have them answered by our resident Abby!
(OOC: Wing is Abby. You can sign the question with the character's name, or as an anonymous entity. Let me know if you have any questions!)
Lonely Hearts - Singles Ads
#001 SWM, brown hair, puppy dog eyes, seeks organic female companion between age 14-18 for romance and friendship. Loves science and insects. Not afraid of heights.
#002 Tall, dark, and handsome man looking for fascinating conversation with gorgeous eyes.
#003 Stunning Antivan elf open for any and all comers, of all shapes, sizes, and species. Do not worry if you have no experience, he is more than willing to share his expertise.
#004 Stocky SAF with legs of steel seeks young male companion for friendship and romance. Loves sports and martial arts and long walks on the beach. Must know how to cook. Knowledge of martial arts a big plus!
#005 Reclusive math nerd female seeks... something. Has never experienced the wonders of dating. Gentlemen only. Or math nerds.
#006: Single male of indeterminate heritage seeks female for companionship, long walks in space, and occasional armed interventions. Must be able to handle highly precocious younger siblings and haros.
#007: SAM seeks SF of any personality or physical build. Good listener, multi-talented, likes cards, can cook. Evil mythological deities need not apply.
#008: SAF seeks older teenage SM who sticks up for others. Must be dependable. Likes puzzles and dancing.
#009: Single male from wealthy family seeking companionship. Enjoys affectionate (non-sexual) physical contact, playing pranks, and mirrors. Must tolerate difficulty explaining emotions and heaps of arrogance.
#010: 5'1" SAF, chestnut hair, dark eyes - seeks SM for fun, companionship, and possibly awkward romance to cure broken heart. Indiscretionate gourmets a plus! Likes lasers and adventure.
#011: Aggressive, short-tempered, sadistic male with fantastic physique seeking partner to DESTROY. Must be capable of surviving being thrown through buildings. No cat allergies.
#012: Music-loving SWF brunette seeks epic romance. Sucker for chivalry, poetry, and white horses. Outdoor enthusiast, always up to trying new things!
#013: Man with rugged good looks and great shoulders seeking woman with an appreciation of humor to unlock his heart. Seeking romance, not ... YOU know. Must like dogs.
#014: Charming SWM of the high seas seeks F of any kind, must be tolerant of drinking/smoking. Likes cooking, kicking, and cussing.
#015: SWM seeks SF for romance, romance, romance! Striking eyes, charming accent, warm and pleasant company. Will perform card tricks for a kiss.
#016: Hyperactive SAF seeks M for fun and friendship, and dates a-plenty. Loves mischief and magic, with quick fingers and killer smile. No perverts please.
#017: Beautiful intelligent green-eyed female seeks male companion for romance and scientific experiments. Prefers moody and stoic individuals. Must love puppies.
#018: Animal-loving WM seeks sweet F for long walks beneath the stars, exploring the city, and getting "dirty". Baking is a plus!
#020: Dominant SWF seeks half-dominant SWM. Must be positive and self-assured with a passion for life. Likes star-gazing and DARKNESS. Unrequited love okay.
#021: Mysterious sexy ninja SM seeks SF for romance and intimacy. Good listener, likes dressing sharply and the color green. Must know how to dance.
#022: SPEED DATING - Teenage single ginger male seeks fun and active late-teen female for Fast and Not-So-Furious romance. Don't let the poor fashion sense fool you, this is a Casanova in the making!
#023: I AM THE NIGHT - Sultry SWHF seeks strong male companion for hot and intimate nighttime rendezvous. Intelligence is a must; love for science a plus.
#024: I AM THE NIGHT - Sultry SWM seeks strong female companion for hot and intimate nighttime rendezvous. Intelligence is a must; love for blind flying rodents a plus.
#025: Swashbuckling and politically savvy SWM seeks female personage, lack of organics and/or hair not a dealbreaker. Likes roses, music, masquerades, explosions, books, and frilly pink aprons.
#026: Spicy Spanish Go-Bot teen male seeks thrills and spills, and maybe a senorita to go along for the ride. Enjoys killing monsters, skydiving, showing off, bad pick-up lines, and soap operas. Call now, ondele!
#027: Tall, dark, and mysterious single man seeks female companion for walks in the moonlight and a romance to die for. Loves cats and horses, and has a deep voice that causes shivers and goosebumps. An unforgettable experience!
001: Peter Parker
002: Caesar Salazar
003: Zevran
004: Chie Satonaka
005: Alex Roivas
006: Johann Trinity
007: Souji Seta
008: Dana Tan
009: Hikaru Hitachiin
010: Orihime Inoue
011: Grimmjow
012: Rialynn Kollmann
013: Alistair
014: Sanji
015: Gambit
016: Yuffie Kisaragi
017: Dr. Holiday
018: Mitham
020: Nicci
021: Six
022: Wally West
023: Lust
024: Batman
025: V
026: Rex Salazar
027: Death
(OOC: Would you like to submit a story, or be featured in this paper? Let me know! Here's a list of columns I'd like to see:
*Spotlight on Nautilus Citizens
*Tabloid garbage
*Movie Reviews
[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window and/or broke something in the area: Nash Latjke, Kid Flash, Agent Six, Rex Salazar, Zevran, Danny Fenton, and Ben Tennyson.]
Your Weather Forecast
Eastern District
*Sunday, January 29 - Partly cloudy. High 42 F / Low 35 F
*Monday, January 30 - Partly cloudy. High 39 F / Low 34 F
*Tuesday, January 31 - Mostly cloudy. High 41 F / Low 33 F
*Wednesday, February 1 - Partly cloudy. High 41 F / Low 33 F
*Thursday, February 2 - Partly cloudy. High 39 F / Low 32 F
*Friday, February 3 - Partly cloudy. High 38 F / Low 32 F
*Saturday, February 4 - Cloudy. High 38 F / Low 34 F
Western District
*Sunday, January 29 - Mostly sunny. High 66 F / Low 53 F
*Monday, January 30 - PM light rain. High 66 F / Low 51 F
*Tuesday, January 31 - Mostly sunny. High 66 F / Low 51 F
*Wednesday, February 1 - Partly cloudy High 64 F / Low 49 F
*Thursday, February 2 - Partly cloudy. High 63 F / Low 49 F
*Friday, February 3 - Mostly sunny. High 66 F / Low 49 F
*Saturday, February 4 - Mostly cloudy. High 69 F / Low 51 F
Southern District
*Sunday, January 29 - Showers. High 83 F / Low 78 F
*Monday, January 30 - PM Showers. High 83 F / Low 77 F
*Tuesday, January 31 - Showers. High 84 F / Low 77 F
*Wednesday, February 1 - Partly cloudy. High 84 F / Low 77 F
*Thursday, February 2 - Few showers. High 84 F / Low 77 F
*Friday, February 3 - Mostly sunny. High 84 F / Low 76 F
*Saturday, February 4 - Showers. High 83 F / Low 76 F
Northern District
*Sunday, January 29 - Partly cloudy. High 42 F / Low 35 F
*Monday, January 30 - Partly cloudy. High 39 F / Low 34 F
*Tuesday, January 31 - Mostly cloudy. High 41 F / Low 33 F
*Wednesday, February 1 - Partly cloudy. High 41 F / Low 33 F
*Thursday, February 2 - Partly cloudy. High 39 F / Low 32 F
*Friday, February 3 - Partly cloudy. High 38 F / Low 32 F
*Saturday, February 4 - Cloudy. High 38 F / Low 34 F
Sleepbituaries
NO ONE
Return of the Psychopath
Rumors have begun anew about the mysterious skull-wearing figure with blue hair who took to the streets last year in a rampant killing spree. Last year, with the help of his jolly demon friend Balthazar (also rumored to make a second appearance), he delivered self-inflicted homicide to the humans of Nautilus. But what will Bluesummers deliver this year? Gifts? Or MUTILATION?
It's probably gifts.
Dear Abby
Got a question you're too embarrassed to ask? Do you need some advice in dealing with drama? Are relationships too hard for your tiny brain to comprehend? Send in your questions today, and have them answered by our resident Abby!
(OOC: Wing is Abby. You can sign the question with the character's name, or as an anonymous entity. Let me know if you have any questions!)
Lonely Hearts - Singles Ads
#001 SWM, brown hair, puppy dog eyes, seeks organic female companion between age 14-18 for romance and friendship. Loves science and insects. Not afraid of heights.
#002 Tall, dark, and handsome man looking for fascinating conversation with gorgeous eyes.
#003 Stunning Antivan elf open for any and all comers, of all shapes, sizes, and species. Do not worry if you have no experience, he is more than willing to share his expertise.
#004 Stocky SAF with legs of steel seeks young male companion for friendship and romance. Loves sports and martial arts and long walks on the beach. Must know how to cook. Knowledge of martial arts a big plus!
#005 Reclusive math nerd female seeks... something. Has never experienced the wonders of dating. Gentlemen only. Or math nerds.
#006: Single male of indeterminate heritage seeks female for companionship, long walks in space, and occasional armed interventions. Must be able to handle highly precocious younger siblings and haros.
#007: SAM seeks SF of any personality or physical build. Good listener, multi-talented, likes cards, can cook. Evil mythological deities need not apply.
#008: SAF seeks older teenage SM who sticks up for others. Must be dependable. Likes puzzles and dancing.
#009: Single male from wealthy family seeking companionship. Enjoys affectionate (non-sexual) physical contact, playing pranks, and mirrors. Must tolerate difficulty explaining emotions and heaps of arrogance.
#010: 5'1" SAF, chestnut hair, dark eyes - seeks SM for fun, companionship, and possibly awkward romance to cure broken heart. Indiscretionate gourmets a plus! Likes lasers and adventure.
#011: Aggressive, short-tempered, sadistic male with fantastic physique seeking partner to DESTROY. Must be capable of surviving being thrown through buildings. No cat allergies.
#012: Music-loving SWF brunette seeks epic romance. Sucker for chivalry, poetry, and white horses. Outdoor enthusiast, always up to trying new things!
#013: Man with rugged good looks and great shoulders seeking woman with an appreciation of humor to unlock his heart. Seeking romance, not ... YOU know. Must like dogs.
#014: Charming SWM of the high seas seeks F of any kind, must be tolerant of drinking/smoking. Likes cooking, kicking, and cussing.
#015: SWM seeks SF for romance, romance, romance! Striking eyes, charming accent, warm and pleasant company. Will perform card tricks for a kiss.
#016: Hyperactive SAF seeks M for fun and friendship, and dates a-plenty. Loves mischief and magic, with quick fingers and killer smile. No perverts please.
#017: Beautiful intelligent green-eyed female seeks male companion for romance and scientific experiments. Prefers moody and stoic individuals. Must love puppies.
#018: Animal-loving WM seeks sweet F for long walks beneath the stars, exploring the city, and getting "dirty". Baking is a plus!
#020: Dominant SWF seeks half-dominant SWM. Must be positive and self-assured with a passion for life. Likes star-gazing and DARKNESS. Unrequited love okay.
#021: Mysterious sexy ninja SM seeks SF for romance and intimacy. Good listener, likes dressing sharply and the color green. Must know how to dance.
#022: SPEED DATING - Teenage single ginger male seeks fun and active late-teen female for Fast and Not-So-Furious romance. Don't let the poor fashion sense fool you, this is a Casanova in the making!
#023: I AM THE NIGHT - Sultry SWHF seeks strong male companion for hot and intimate nighttime rendezvous. Intelligence is a must; love for science a plus.
#024: I AM THE NIGHT - Sultry SWM seeks strong female companion for hot and intimate nighttime rendezvous. Intelligence is a must; love for blind flying rodents a plus.
#025: Swashbuckling and politically savvy SWM seeks female personage, lack of organics and/or hair not a dealbreaker. Likes roses, music, masquerades, explosions, books, and frilly pink aprons.
#026: Spicy Spanish Go-Bot teen male seeks thrills and spills, and maybe a senorita to go along for the ride. Enjoys killing monsters, skydiving, showing off, bad pick-up lines, and soap operas. Call now, ondele!
#027: Tall, dark, and mysterious single man seeks female companion for walks in the moonlight and a romance to die for. Loves cats and horses, and has a deep voice that causes shivers and goosebumps. An unforgettable experience!
001: Peter Parker
002: Caesar Salazar
003: Zevran
004: Chie Satonaka
005: Alex Roivas
006: Johann Trinity
007: Souji Seta
008: Dana Tan
009: Hikaru Hitachiin
010: Orihime Inoue
011: Grimmjow
012: Rialynn Kollmann
013: Alistair
014: Sanji
015: Gambit
016: Yuffie Kisaragi
017: Dr. Holiday
018: Mitham
020: Nicci
021: Six
022: Wally West
023: Lust
024: Batman
025: V
026: Rex Salazar
027: Death
(OOC: Would you like to submit a story, or be featured in this paper? Let me know! Here's a list of columns I'd like to see:
*Spotlight on Nautilus Citizens
*Tabloid garbage
*Movie Reviews