[Hellooooooo Nautilus~]
[That's the face that greets you on this lovely Tuesday morning. Nice, isn't it? Especially looking down as it is on what appears to be a pair of human legs ... though said legs are so thoroughly covered in gore that it's impossible to tell who (or what) they belong to.]
Y'know, this would be a lot easier if you'd stop squirming around. Just relax. We both know you're already done.
[A horrible gurgling sound can be heard, like someone choking on blood. Axel's expression only increases in amusement.]
Here, I'll make it easy for you.
[He steps out of frame. Seconds later, there's a sickening crunch. When the man reenters the frame, the blood splattered over one leg makes it clear why the gurgling ceased.
[With a sigh, the redhead takes a seat on a bench, sprawling out like he owns it. He picks up his comm from beside him and - with the utmost sincerity - says:]
Please tell me that's not the only entertainment this little city has to offer.