[Did you subscribe to The Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Nautilus flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated.]
[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window and/or broke something in the area: Lavana, Rex Salazar, KITT, V, Agent Six.]
Your Weather Forecast
Eastern District
*Sunday, October 23 - Partly cloudy. High 62 F / Low 43 F
*Monday, October 24 - Partly cloudy. High 67 F / Low 47 F
*Tuesday, October 25 - Mostly sunny. High 63 F / Low 49 F
*Wednesday, October 26 - Few showers. High 65 F / Low 48 F
*Thursday, October 27 - Few showers. High 54 F / Low 43 F
*Friday, October 28 - Showers. High 49 F / Low 42 F
*Saturday, October 29 - Showers. High 55 F / Low 40 F
Western District
*Sunday, October 23 - Sunny! High 82 F / Low 64 F
*Monday, October 24 - Sunny! High 82 F / Low 65 F
*Tuesday, October 25 - Partly cloudy. High 80 F / Low 65 F
*Wednesday, October 26 - Sunny! High 81 F / Low 65 F
*Thursday, October 27 - Sunny! High 80 F / Low 65 F
*Friday, October 28 - Sunny! High 81 F / Low 64 F
*Saturday, October 29 - Sunny! High 80 F / Low 63 F
Southern District
*Sunday, October 23 - Showers. High 72 F / Low 62 F
*Monday, October 24 - Showers. High 73 F / Low 56 F
*Tuesday, October 25 - Partly cloudy. High 72 F / Low 52 F
*Wednesday, October 26 - Partly cloudy. High 70 F / Low 46 F
*Thursday, October 27 - Sunny! High 75 F / Low 56 F
*Friday, October 28 - Scattered showers. High 75 F / Low 58 F
*Saturday, October 29 - Showers. High 70 F / Low 52 F
Northern District
*Sunday, October 23 - Partly cloudy. High 64 F / Low 54 F
*Monday, October 24 - Partly cloudy. High 60 F / Low 54 F
*Tuesday, October 25 - Rain. High 58 F / Low 50 F
*Wednesday, October 26 - Partly cloudy. High 58 F / Low 50 F
*Thursday, October 27 - Partly cloudy. High 60 F / Low 52 F
*Friday, October 28 - Partly cloudy. High 61 F / Low 55 F
*Saturday, October 29 - Light rain. High 60 F / Low 55 F
Sleepbituaries
Akemi Homura
Johanna Barker
Kovu
Dallas "Dally" Winston
Xavier Martez
Aqua
Asrana
Buffy Summers
Crawford Sands
Daxter
Eve Brea
Francis York Morgan
Gino Weinberg
Isaac Clarke
Riku
Toph Bei Fong
Ventus
Zombie/{...}
Halloween
October 31st marks the date of one of the holidays that Nautilus likes to celebrate. Traditionally in other worlds, this holiday involves dressing up in a costume and going out trick-or-treating if you're a child, or dressing up in costume and getting wasted if you're an adult, or dressing up in a really slutty costume and getting wasted if you're a female adult. Other activities include bobbing for apples, haunted houses with prizes for the cheesiest display, and scaring the crap out of everyone you come across.
Of course, those who were in the city last year still have fond memories of the reality storm that resulted in a stampede of brain-chomping zombies. Who can say what this year's fun surprise will bring, if anything? Either way, stock up on candy and bullets, you never know which you'll need most!
Dear Abby
Got a question you're too embarrassed to ask? Do you need some advice in dealing with drama? Are relationships too hard for your tiny brain to comprehend? Send in your questions today, and have them answered by our resident Abby!
(OOC: Wing is Abby. You can sign the question with the character's name, or as an anonymous entity. Let me know if you have any questions!)
Six's Simple Selections
Baked Corn
(Original Source: Family recipe)
Makes 8 Servings
Ingredients:
16 Tbsp Land o' Lakes Salted Stick Butter
8 oz fat-free sour cream
1 Tbsp sugar
2 egg whites
14 3/4 oz can creamed corn
1 package Jimmy Mixes Corn Mix
15 1/2 oz can whole kernel sweet corn
Instructions:
1. Combine ingredients and pour into an 11x13 pan.
2. Bake at 250 degrees for 35 minutes or until golden brown.
(OOC: Would you like to submit a story, or be featured in this paper? Let me know! Here's a list of columns I'd like to see:
*Horoscopes
*Spotlight on Nautilus Citizens
*Tabloid garbage
*Singles Page?????