Newspaper - Saturday Edition

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[Did you subscribe to The Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Nautilus flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated.]

[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window and/or broke something in the area: Cho Hakkai]


Your Weather Forecast
Eastern District
POLLEN ALERT! ALL WEEK!
*Sunday, September 18 - Partly cloudy. High 69 F / Low 46 F
*Monday, September 19 - Sunny! High 68 F / Low 54 F
*Tuesday, September 20 - Isolated Thunderstorms. High 71 F / Low 58 F
*Wednesday, September 21 - Showers. High 74 F / Low 63 F
*Thursday, September 22 - Scattered thunderstorms. High 75 F / Low 57 F
*Friday, September 23 - Showers. High 74 F / Low 54 F
*Saturday, September 24 - Sunny! High 72 F / Low 52 F

Western District
*Sunday, September 18 - Sunny! High 94 F / Low 75 F
*Monday, September 19 - Sunny! High 93 F / Low 73 F
*Tuesday, September 20 - Sunny! High 91 F / Low 72 F
*Wednesday, September 21 - Sunny! High 93 F / Low 72 F
*Thursday, September 22 - Sunny! High 92 F / Low 74 F
*Friday, September 23 - Sunny! High 88 F / Low 72 F
*Saturday, September 24 - Sunny! High 87 F / Low 72 F

Southern District
*Sunday, September 18 - Partly cloudy. High 66 F / Low 46 F
*Monday, September 19 - Sunny! High 68 F / Low 41 F
*Tuesday, September 20 - Sunny! High 70 F / Low 43 F
*Wednesday, September 21 - Mostly sunny. High 74 F / Low 50 F
*Thursday, September 22 - Cloudy. High 65 F / Low 52 F
*Friday, September 23 - Scattered showers. High 65 F / Low 52 F
*Saturday, September 24 - Partly cloudy. High 65 F / Low 51 F

Northern District
*Sunday, September 18 - Light rain. High 60 F / Low 51 F
*Monday, September 19 - Partly cloudy. High 64 F / Low 52 F
*Tuesday, September 20 - Light rain. High 63 F / Low 52 F
*Wednesday, September 21 - Partly cloudy. High 63 F / Low 52 F
*Thursday, September 22 - Partly cloudy. High 62 F / Low 49 F
*Friday, September 23 - Partly cloudy. High 64 F / Low 49 F
*Saturday, September 24 - Partly cloudy. High 64 F / Low 54 F

Sleepbituaries

None (yet)

City Crisis

It's over. They're on their way home. You're welcome. Quit dying.

(OOC: Would you like to submit a story, or be featured in this paper? Let me know! Here's a list of columns I'd like to see:
*Horoscopes
*Spotlight on Nautilus Citizens
*Tabloid garbage
*Singles Page?????