Aug 24, 2011 23:46
[The feed turns on to a view of what used to be the Northern Gate. It's now a walled up arch, just like all the others as most have no doubt discovered in one way or another. Standing in front of it is Wing, sans the Great Sword usually attached to his back. He's got his arms crossed and he's staring down that wall like a champ.]
[After a moment he glances at the camera.]
In the interest of full disclosure I thought it might be prudent to broadcast this willingly. Just in case the walls aren't holding us in.
[Awkward pause. Okay, that came out a little more ominous that he planned. Anyway.]
[He turns back to the wall and rolls his shoulders. He's a moderately sized, light armor airframe large, heavy Cybertronian and this is just another wall just waiting to be knocked down. He's flattened tougher obstacles before.]
[He launches himself at the wall and his shoulder CRUNCHES into it with that hair-curling sound of metal on stone. Wing staggers back in the aftermath and while his shoulder looks exactly like you would expect it to look after running into a wall... said wall is completely unharmed.]
[He didn't even chip the mortar.]
[This is Wing's "Are You Slagging Kidding Me?" face.]
† wing