Newspaper - Saturday Edition
[Did you subscribe to The Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy (now with goggles that let him see through the fog!) riding through the streets of Nautilus flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated.]
[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window and/or broke something in the area: Chie Satonaka, Alice Hartsen, Wing, Jak, Odd Thomas, Demyx, and Mary Lennox]
Your Weather Forecast
Eastern District
*Sunday, July 31 - Fog. High 89 F / Low 73 F
*Monday, August 1 - Partly cloudy. High 90 F / Low 72 F
*Tuesday, August 2 - Sunny! High 89 F / Low 72 F
*Wednesday, August 3 - Isolated thunderstorms. High 88 F / Low 73 F
*Thursday, August 4 - Mostly sunny. High 90 F / Low 73 F
*Friday, August 5 - Partly cloudy. High 88 F / Low 72 F
*Saturday, August 6 - Isolated thunderstorms. High 87 F / Low 70 F
Western District
*Sunday, July 31 - Fog. High 86 F / Low 71 F
*Monday, August 1 - Fog. High 88 F / Low 73 F
*Tuesday, August 2 - Fog. High 88 F / Low 71 F
*Wednesday, August 3 - Fog. High 88 F / Low 73 F
*Thursday, August 4 - Fog. High 89 F / Low 75 F
*Friday, August 5 - Fog. High 90 F / Low 75 F
*Saturday, August 6 - Fog. High 90 F / Low 73 F
Southern District
*Sunday, July 31 - Fog. High 55 F / Low 39 F
*Monday, August 1 - Partly cloudy. High 57 F / Low 42 F
*Tuesday, August 2 - Showers. High 58 F / Low 42 F
*Wednesday, August 3 - Partly cloudy. High 59 F / Low 43 F
*Thursday, August 4 - Partly cloudy. High 61 F / Low 46 F
*Friday, August 5 - Scattered showers. High 61 F / Low 42 F
*Saturday, August 6 - Mostly sunny. High 56 F / Low 42 F
Northern District
*Sunday, July 31 - Fog. High 89 F / Low 68 F
*Monday, August 1 - Sunny! High 86 F / Low 68 F
*Tuesday, August 2 - Sunny! High 89 F / Low 68 F
*Wednesday, August 3 - Sunny! High 88 F / Low 67 F
*Thursday, August 4 - Sunny! High 86 F / Low 66 F
*Friday, August 5 - Sunny! High 85 F / Low 66 F
*Saturday, August 6 - AM Fog / PM Sun. High 85 F / Low 67 F
Sleepbituaries
Captain Hammer
Leviathan
Legion
How to Deal With Shadows
Please refer to last week's paper and its cunningly drawn visual guide before you all die a disturbing death.
Dear Abby
Got a question you're too embarrassed to ask? Do you need some advice in dealing with drama? Are relationships too hard for your tiny brain to comprehend? Send in your questions today, and have them answered by our resident Abby!
(OOC: Wing is Abby. You can sign the question with the character's name, or as an anonymous entity. Let me know if you have any questions!)
Six's Simple Selections[This column has a picture of Six's head in the top corner, looking surly with sunglasses. There's a chef's hat tilted at a jaunty angle on top of his noggin.]
A simple dish that can be served for breakfast or dinner.
Farmer's Casserole
Source: Betty Crocker Cookbook
Serves: 6
INGREDIENTS
3 cups frozen hash browns
3/4 cup shredded cheddar cheese
1 cup diced cooked ham
1/4 cup chopped green onions
4 beaten eggs
1 1/2 cups milk
1/8 tsp table salt
1/8 tsp black pepper
INSTRUCTIONS
1. Coat a 2-quart baking dish with non-stick cooking spray. Arrange potatoes evenly in the bottom of the dish. Sprinkle with cheese, ham, and green onions.
2. In a bowl, combine eggs, milk, salt, and pepper. Pour egg mixture over potato mixture.
3. Bake, uncovered, in a 350-degree oven 40 to 45 minutes or until a knife inserted near the center comes out clean. Let stand 5 minutes before serving.
(OOC: Would you like to submit a story, or be featured in this paper? Let me know! Here's a list of columns I'd like to see:
*Horoscopes
*Spotlight on Nautilus Citizens
*Tabloid garbage
*Movie/book/music reviews
*Singles Page?????
BONUS
(OOC: This is purely optional. He doesn't have to show up at all, but if you feel so inclined, the Paperboy will randomly show up in a future log for those who didn't pay him his two dollars previously: Luna Noah, Dr. Holiday, Souji Seta, and Arcee. If you're okay with this, give me the OOC proverbial thumbs up, and he'll come barging into a future log/video post to hunt you down.)
[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window and/or broke something in the area: Chie Satonaka, Alice Hartsen, Wing, Jak, Odd Thomas, Demyx, and Mary Lennox]
Your Weather Forecast
Eastern District
*Sunday, July 31 - Fog. High 89 F / Low 73 F
*Monday, August 1 - Partly cloudy. High 90 F / Low 72 F
*Tuesday, August 2 - Sunny! High 89 F / Low 72 F
*Wednesday, August 3 - Isolated thunderstorms. High 88 F / Low 73 F
*Thursday, August 4 - Mostly sunny. High 90 F / Low 73 F
*Friday, August 5 - Partly cloudy. High 88 F / Low 72 F
*Saturday, August 6 - Isolated thunderstorms. High 87 F / Low 70 F
Western District
*Sunday, July 31 - Fog. High 86 F / Low 71 F
*Monday, August 1 - Fog. High 88 F / Low 73 F
*Tuesday, August 2 - Fog. High 88 F / Low 71 F
*Wednesday, August 3 - Fog. High 88 F / Low 73 F
*Thursday, August 4 - Fog. High 89 F / Low 75 F
*Friday, August 5 - Fog. High 90 F / Low 75 F
*Saturday, August 6 - Fog. High 90 F / Low 73 F
Southern District
*Sunday, July 31 - Fog. High 55 F / Low 39 F
*Monday, August 1 - Partly cloudy. High 57 F / Low 42 F
*Tuesday, August 2 - Showers. High 58 F / Low 42 F
*Wednesday, August 3 - Partly cloudy. High 59 F / Low 43 F
*Thursday, August 4 - Partly cloudy. High 61 F / Low 46 F
*Friday, August 5 - Scattered showers. High 61 F / Low 42 F
*Saturday, August 6 - Mostly sunny. High 56 F / Low 42 F
Northern District
*Sunday, July 31 - Fog. High 89 F / Low 68 F
*Monday, August 1 - Sunny! High 86 F / Low 68 F
*Tuesday, August 2 - Sunny! High 89 F / Low 68 F
*Wednesday, August 3 - Sunny! High 88 F / Low 67 F
*Thursday, August 4 - Sunny! High 86 F / Low 66 F
*Friday, August 5 - Sunny! High 85 F / Low 66 F
*Saturday, August 6 - AM Fog / PM Sun. High 85 F / Low 67 F
Sleepbituaries
Captain Hammer
Leviathan
Legion
How to Deal With Shadows
Please refer to last week's paper and its cunningly drawn visual guide before you all die a disturbing death.
Dear Abby
Got a question you're too embarrassed to ask? Do you need some advice in dealing with drama? Are relationships too hard for your tiny brain to comprehend? Send in your questions today, and have them answered by our resident Abby!
(OOC: Wing is Abby. You can sign the question with the character's name, or as an anonymous entity. Let me know if you have any questions!)
Six's Simple Selections[This column has a picture of Six's head in the top corner, looking surly with sunglasses. There's a chef's hat tilted at a jaunty angle on top of his noggin.]
A simple dish that can be served for breakfast or dinner.
Farmer's Casserole
Source: Betty Crocker Cookbook
Serves: 6
INGREDIENTS
3 cups frozen hash browns
3/4 cup shredded cheddar cheese
1 cup diced cooked ham
1/4 cup chopped green onions
4 beaten eggs
1 1/2 cups milk
1/8 tsp table salt
1/8 tsp black pepper
INSTRUCTIONS
1. Coat a 2-quart baking dish with non-stick cooking spray. Arrange potatoes evenly in the bottom of the dish. Sprinkle with cheese, ham, and green onions.
2. In a bowl, combine eggs, milk, salt, and pepper. Pour egg mixture over potato mixture.
3. Bake, uncovered, in a 350-degree oven 40 to 45 minutes or until a knife inserted near the center comes out clean. Let stand 5 minutes before serving.
(OOC: Would you like to submit a story, or be featured in this paper? Let me know! Here's a list of columns I'd like to see:
*Horoscopes
*Spotlight on Nautilus Citizens
*Tabloid garbage
*Movie/book/music reviews
*Singles Page?????
BONUS
(OOC: This is purely optional. He doesn't have to show up at all, but if you feel so inclined, the Paperboy will randomly show up in a future log for those who didn't pay him his two dollars previously: Luna Noah, Dr. Holiday, Souji Seta, and Arcee. If you're okay with this, give me the OOC proverbial thumbs up, and he'll come barging into a future log/video post to hunt you down.)