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[taxing]

[The device clicks on and England gives a wide cocky smile, hs amber-coloured eyes large. He looks quite smashing in his pirate captain's attire, doesn't he? A few of the white feathers in his hat are whipped around in the wind but it is rather breezy at the top of Big Ben, isn't it?]

Ahoy, Citizens of Nautilus. I now claim this city in the name of

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[Voice]

[onagoat]

[Sealand has absolutely no clue what's going on, but he knows that something isn't right here.

He's very concerned it seems though, but he's trying not to panic too much.]

England! Can you hear me!?

What is the meaning of this?

[Voice]

[taxing]

Ah, Sealand. Are you as daft as you are defiant? I am here to claim what is rightfully mine. Including you, boy.

[Voice]

[onagoat]

Me? Rightfully yours!?

[He scoffs.]

It's seems like you're the one who's daft here.

[Voice]

[taxing]

Childish as always, Sealand. Not to worry, I've got plenty of time to straighten you out once I catch you. Shouldn't be too hard.

[Voice]

[onagoat]

Catch me? You think you'll be able to catch me now? Clearly you're joking.

And I'm no child anymore either! I am perfectly capable of taking care and I certainly don't need you to straighten me out or anything!

[Voice]

[taxing]

You're a pathetic little rusty excuse of a fortress. A mere fire can wipe you out. Hah. I can catch you easily once I set out. You know your brother America said the same thing. He might have gotten away but I won't let you!

[Voice]

[onagoat]

[Sealand's really not taking England seriously anymore.]

You really think that you can catch me in your old age? Yea right!

[He starts laughing.]

I don't know why I was so worried!

[Voice]

[taxing]

Are you calling me a dodgy old codger?! I will string you up on my mast once I catch you! Mark my words, boy!

[Voice]

[onagoat]

That I am.

But you can really just drop the act now England. You're not scaring me at all.

Like you could catch me.