[VOICE]

[stupiddaredevil]

Uhhh.

Stupid question time! Why am I in a different prison an' why are there zombies an' stuff?

I'd probably ask "OH NO WHY AM I A HUMAN?!" but I'm kinda used to that by now.

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[not_obsess3d]

Surely you have heard the announcements-

...Oh yes, you were busy not paying attention to the Network at the time. Why am I not surprised...

[stupiddaredevil]

Uhh, I was in jail. I couldn't hear anything.

[not_obsess3d]

That also, but it is one of many "minor" setbacks. Concerning the...zombies...I would suggest you move if you now have the freedom to do so.

[stupiddaredevil]

Sure, I'll just. Wiggle in my cell. No prob.

[not_obsess3d]

Perhaps if you stay near the back. Or is that too difficult a task?

[stupiddaredevil]

Wow, you're really cranky today, Xemnas.

[not_obsess3d]

You would have been the same if you found yourself situated amongst the undead in the open.

[stupiddaredevil]

Yeah, but I thought you guys didn't have emotions or somethin'. Not that I don't think of you as a person, but I just kinda thought that's how it worked.

[not_obsess3d]

I do not believe I have the capacity to emit such emotions, but the physical form is-

[He's interrupted by inhuman groans, but those are cut short with a few quick slaps of found cricket bat.]

-different. More or less.

[stupiddaredevil]

Oh. I guess you're human now, too.

...Is that good or bad for you?

[not_obsess3d]

Being partially whole does have its disadvantages...but nothing else can be done to change the situation.

I have a feeling this is going to last for a while.

[stupiddaredevil]

That's a really bad pun, Xemnas.

[not_obsess3d]

If this is how the city works, then I can get away with some wordplay.

[stupiddaredevil]

Yeah, I guess that's true.

So you have a sense of humor now, right? Can you tell a joke?

[not_obsess3d]

...I would not refer to it as humor...

And the last time I attempted one, no one got it.

[stupiddaredevil]

I'll listen anyway! Please?