You COULD say its a LAND of PORTS! ho ho ho
HAY GUYS! So have you ever wanted a town that has like 30 Framestores per block AND free public transportation AND HOBOS? man well have I got a town for you guy! its called PORTLAND! and im there! or here!
I snuck into a Zoo and saw and Otter, but was quickly arrested and sent to a zoo-lag in Siberia
I hung out with Win Butler, the lead singer of the the Arcade Fire. He thinks the Flaming Lips have been phoning in their shows for the last couple of years. I couldn't say. I asked to take a picture of him but then immediately felt bad, because he just wanted to watch the acrobat show. His wife Regine was adorable and was blushingly flattered upon any praise.
I also saw a goat at the zoo! He was named Uncle Sam! some say its because of his beard, I suspect it was because HE WANTS YOU! TO BRING HIM SOME CANS TO EAT!
On my way to find Washington Park, a bright green flier caught me eye. It suggested i could get monies by SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT! Ive always been pretty pro trees so I took one. by 4 that day I had a job. A fulltime job, bugging people to give me money. IT KINDA SUCKS BUT IM PRETTY GOOD AT IT. im only gonna keep the job for a week or so, probably. HAY YOU GUYS MEASURE 37 SUCKS OKAY!?
Im totally homeless cuz my Hostel kicked me out! Maybe I can crash at Uncle Sam's place
he seemed like a cool guy
I snuck into a Zoo and saw and Otter, but was quickly arrested and sent to a zoo-lag in Siberia
I hung out with Win Butler, the lead singer of the the Arcade Fire. He thinks the Flaming Lips have been phoning in their shows for the last couple of years. I couldn't say. I asked to take a picture of him but then immediately felt bad, because he just wanted to watch the acrobat show. His wife Regine was adorable and was blushingly flattered upon any praise.
I also saw a goat at the zoo! He was named Uncle Sam! some say its because of his beard, I suspect it was because HE WANTS YOU! TO BRING HIM SOME CANS TO EAT!
On my way to find Washington Park, a bright green flier caught me eye. It suggested i could get monies by SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT! Ive always been pretty pro trees so I took one. by 4 that day I had a job. A fulltime job, bugging people to give me money. IT KINDA SUCKS BUT IM PRETTY GOOD AT IT. im only gonna keep the job for a week or so, probably. HAY YOU GUYS MEASURE 37 SUCKS OKAY!?
Im totally homeless cuz my Hostel kicked me out! Maybe I can crash at Uncle Sam's place
he seemed like a cool guy