Don't Do That!
Scenario One: My boyfriend is such an asshole! I can't believe he did that to me! He used to be so different, now he's changes so much. I don't know what to do with myself! I never should've lost my virginity to him.
Solution: No fucking shit, dumbass. Don't go giving yourself to guys like a cheap slut. Sure, you loved him, but you're too damn young and he was just after some ass. Move the fuck on because he's a dick.
Scenario Two: I like this girl so much, but I'm not sure that she likes me. We kissed and stuff but then she seemed like she regreted it. I can't stop thinking about her. I saw her today and yesterday and I'm going to see her tonight. OMG! They're playing our song!
Solution: You are very sad. Give up, take a fucking hint, seems like she's trying to give you one. And remember, no matter what she says... she never like you, you were just rebound ass.
Truth hurts.
Solution: No fucking shit, dumbass. Don't go giving yourself to guys like a cheap slut. Sure, you loved him, but you're too damn young and he was just after some ass. Move the fuck on because he's a dick.
Scenario Two: I like this girl so much, but I'm not sure that she likes me. We kissed and stuff but then she seemed like she regreted it. I can't stop thinking about her. I saw her today and yesterday and I'm going to see her tonight. OMG! They're playing our song!
Solution: You are very sad. Give up, take a fucking hint, seems like she's trying to give you one. And remember, no matter what she says... she never like you, you were just rebound ass.
Truth hurts.