Gross out!

Oct 07, 2004 18:25

You see someone walking down the street did you ever wonder if they looked in the mirror before they left their room? DAMN!

Okay, i'm no fuckin expert, but I have a few things that are a must:

1. Don't wear your pants so low that you have plumber crack showing, cuz that's fuckin nasty.

2. Guys: Don't scatch your balls in public a lot... jesus, it's gross as hell. What are you thinking? "Well, all these people are around. I really want them to see me scratch my balls."

3. Brush your teeth... every god damn day!

4. Take showers regularly.

5. Try to not leave the house in what you woke up in. Because that means that's gross as hell... Girls: however the fuck cute you think that you are, it's fuckin gross and guys don't like it; it means you didnt' shower and probably smell.

6. Girls: don't wear really tight/belly shirts if you got gut.

7. Guys: wearing shorter shirts makes you look wicked femine and nasty. make sure they are long.

8. Suck it in.

9. Use common sense you fucking moron.

Follow these simple... outlines. Do more than what I say, these are just god damn tips and shit.

Basic Point:
Don't be gross or you'll end up alone or with other gross people.
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