Yo I figured out EVERYTHING!
So for like, the last year, I've always had hair in my retainer, and I could never figure out why. I was like, I don't give guys blowjobs. Or girls with unshaven thighs. Or WHATEVER! Like, how does a guy with short hair get all this hair in his mouth? It was so gross! I thought people were raping me in my sleep. It was a real big fear. But now, I don't need to fear!!! It's all just, my hair sheds, and then I roll over it, and then my face rolls all over this now hairy pillow, and like, some of it is absorbed into my oral crevice. I will never fear again!