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[thevoice19]

Dear Indie Universe/Pitchforkmedia.com
I just bought Toxic. Yes, the one by Britney Spears. Can you handle the irony? I am now the best person ever.
Love,
Dennis

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[threeonthedot]

WHAT'S EVEN MORE IRONIC IS THAT SOMEONE FIXATED ON BEING IRONIC WOULD ADMIT TO THE WHOLE WORLD THAT HE JUST SPENT MONEY ON SOMETHING JUST TO BE IRONIC ZOMG THE IRONY IS MELTING MY FACE AND I WILL DIE!