Rosh Hashanna Diary
Pre-Festivities-Elder members of family walk in on fine lady only (ie. Emily and Jennie) pool orgy. My sexuality is never questioned for the rest of the night. then I blast showtunes.
5:00-People need more chin fat, because it really hits when nothing but raw chin slams into your face. Music-Two Ladies, Mood-Pain.
5:15-Tried socializing, left after five minutes. It's hard to talk about motherhood when you're a 15 year old male. Music-Celibate Life, Mood-Desperate
7:00-Jewish Dinner does not fit well with my stomach, that is trained only to chicken selects. Sweet G-d, I love chicken selects. Just thinking about them gets me hungry. *wistful, Medford type look*
8:00-Chemistry with my cousin....we're on the mole, he's still on matter! Tah-Dah!
9:07-Everyone leaves, right when I'm enjoying My name is Earl. People should only leave in half-hour increments, as to not ruin the time I am appreciating with my friend TV.
Next Morning:Enjoys leftover cheesecake.
Fin.
5:00-People need more chin fat, because it really hits when nothing but raw chin slams into your face. Music-Two Ladies, Mood-Pain.
5:15-Tried socializing, left after five minutes. It's hard to talk about motherhood when you're a 15 year old male. Music-Celibate Life, Mood-Desperate
7:00-Jewish Dinner does not fit well with my stomach, that is trained only to chicken selects. Sweet G-d, I love chicken selects. Just thinking about them gets me hungry. *wistful, Medford type look*
8:00-Chemistry with my cousin....we're on the mole, he's still on matter! Tah-Dah!
9:07-Everyone leaves, right when I'm enjoying My name is Earl. People should only leave in half-hour increments, as to not ruin the time I am appreciating with my friend TV.
Next Morning:Enjoys leftover cheesecake.
Fin.