Okay, about the list I was gonna elaborate on.

Jul 23, 2004 22:42


I'm far too lazy to go into great detail, so I just copied-pasted and am going to fill in the little bits. JOY!

- Satan and my MINION Zach (haha, minion) - Emily and I walked (yeah, walked fuckers) to Rachel's house. Then Emily, Rachel, Ruth and I all walked to the youth center, but we didn't even make it inside and instead found a beautifully shady spot under the trees where it was breezy and nice and stuff. Zach and Stuart snuck up on us and convinced us to go inside but we got bored in there so we went back to our trees where I declared that I killed Michi's husband Satan and took over as ruler of the Underworld. Zach came back, and we told him that I was Satan and he was all "cool, I'm friends with Satan." ANYWAY, we saw this kid park a spiffy Choppers-style bicycle and just..leave it. So I go "Man, I wanna just go steal it." and Zachary is all "I'll get it for you. Anything for the lord and master!" SEE that? Those were, if I recall, his exact words. I'm gonna remember that anytime I need anything. The best part is he actually went and got it, until he got yelled at.
- The bowling alley - We went to the Driftwood Lanes bowling alley that night, and upon our entrance this dude walks up and is all "Hey, this guy wants to talk to you". Apparently "this guy" was this manager dude named Chris NoLastName. We wouldn't know, cause Will  (the approacher) couldn't get him to come over. It was a slightly strange situation, and I was very tempted to go hide amongst these guys I saw from our school that were bowling just ten feet away.
- Getting honked and screamed at - While walking to Rachel's, Emily and I repeatedly got screamed, honked, and waved at and such. We even had a stalker that kept driving by over and over. It was an ego boost. That's about it.
- My new toy! - As Zach and Stuart were leaving the youth center, they circled back and threw these stretchy toy things to the remaining of us, and Josh and I ran up and grabbed them cause they looked cool. I now have a stretchy pink octopus thing. Yay!
- Anthony and John - These guys I see every so often at the shows but have never talked to came up to Emily and I while we were sitting on my car in the Harps parking lot. First they drove up and were throwing firecrackers on the ground while they talked to us, running over one in the process mwahahaa. Then they rescued us from this dude in a car, but I'll get to that in a minute.
- Chris the Hottie Hot Hot Collar Wearer and Levi - Holy cats, I think we possibly met one of the hottest guys I've ever seen in Mtn.Home. They went into Harps while Em and I were still sitting on my car, and then came over and talked to us after they left. Chris is REALLY hot. Like, inescapably hot. I kept talking to them and casually trying to ogle Chris in a non-stalker kinda way. I mean, the guy was wearing a COLLAR. And a Pantera shirt. With long black hair. I was in heaven. So we talked to them for about half an hour before they left, and we left five minutes after that and went to wal-mart, where we ran into them. Again. It was awesome.
- the dudes in the cars, etc - There were a lot of these. See, Emily and I have a habit of waving frantically at cars and people as they pass. So a couple of them actually responded. This one dude walked up and actually asked for a ride somewhere, and I was actually tempted cause I felt bad and he was kinda cute, but part of me was all "PYSCHOKILLER!!!" so I didn't. And then Homie G Dawg drove up and kept talking about family and friends in this fake Slim Shady accent and he was like...30 and ew. So I kept glancing over at Anthony and John like "heeeelp!" and then they started making there way over, and the second Anthony (at least I'm almost SURE thats their names) leaned up against my car the dude sped off. It was beautiful. I love them now.
- the "new family" - Basically, this is how it is. Rachel and I are sisters, two Satans I guess cause we killed off our brother who WAS Satan and also Michi's husband so that makes her our Sister-in-law, and Emily is our Mom.
- the parking lot insult match - Rachel and I started flinging insults and such back and forth in the car and when we parked at Harps we got out and continued the match for about 20 minutes.
- The Shop - We went up to the parking lot at the shopping center where Reel Em Inn is, and parked up at the front of the lot and we were goofing around, just stretching our legs and taking pictures. But then we felt compelled to leave when Jon drove up and told us that the guy down at the Shop will call the cops on kids that park up where we were. So we left. But Emily and I went back after it closed and saw Chris Hodges and his spiffy blue hair. But it was boring, so we left again.
Previous post Next post
Up