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[thevirginnerts]

So, I smoked my first cigarette the other day with Cousin. Here's how the conversation went:

(Me and Cousins sitting on couch watching TV)
Cousin: You ever smoked a cigarette?
Me: No.
Cousin: You want to?
Me: Sure.
Cousin: Ok.

So now at least I don't die without scars...or lung cancer.