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✓ I miss somebody right now. (We're cute like you wouldn't fuckin' believe.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I just spent nearly 6 hours yesterday watching VH1 about a decade in which I wasn't conceived. Heck, I wasn't even on their agenda!)
× I own lots of books. (I only have textbooks. I think people keep their textbooks just so they seem smarter than they actually are. I'm very guilty of this.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (No, but man, I really did wish I wear glasses. I've always loved them. I have a theory that my drive to play video games WAS to ruin my eyes so that I could get them. Sadly, this was not the case, and I ended up with better hand-eye coordination as a result. :[ Man, I got gypped.)
✓ I love to play video games. (See previous.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Not much of a good story there.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Well, just the one movie. Courtesy of Rob, I downloaded a movie called The Hole, a gay porn parody of The Ring. In 7 days...you will turn gay!
Side note, the male lead in that is really hot.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Thank goodness no. Shoot me if that ever happens.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (I don't often practice what I preach though.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (I used to curse a lot more, but since I've been hanging around girls a lot more, it's went down. However, back when I hung out with my Asian Homeboys (all 2 of them), I had quite the vulgar vocab.)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I'm still gay, happy, and not single. :))
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Bitch, please.)
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× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Only one other person knows this.)
× I hate the rain. (I loooooooooooooooooove the rain. But only if it comes down hard and in buckets. None of this pussy drizzly crap.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (I do get freaked out at the littlest things. Just yesterday, I was afraid of telling my boss that she didn't give water to the rats yesterday because she would accuse me, and give me crap. She has that angry Portugese thing going for her.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Do they have ab implants? Or the equivalent thereof?)
✓ I need/want money right now. (I need to save up for a Wii. Unfortunately, I haven't had a chance to talk to my main boss about getting paid for the "job" that I'm doing.
By the way, I'm updating this from work.)
✓ I love sushi. (And if you don't, you're a Phillistine.)
× I talk really, really fast. (I don't often, but I can.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (I have some nasty morning smells emanating from me. The combination of retainer plus a family history of gum disease does not bode well in the morning.)
× I have long hair. (I tried to grow my hair out by not getting it cut from 7th to 9th grade. Then when I was in Paris, my mom insisted I get my portrait done by a sidewalk artist. I realized how stupid I looked then, and I've been with spikes ever since.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (If I go to Vegas, I will master card counting and probabilities to make sure that I come out on top.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Two of them, both sisters, and both older than me.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (I've worn various wigs for various variety show sketchs for Greek Week. I plan on getting another one for Drag Ball.)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Though I guess I could, so this way I wouldn't always be so disappointed when I see that Mikkel isn't the person calling me.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (They need to make a sometimes box to check off. I more often like the way I look than when I don't, but there's always room for some improvements.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (If I did, I can't remember.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (But not in the "aaaggghhh the world is going to end" kind of way. I'm just cautious of opportunities, but I still like to smile. :D)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (I don't know how many more comments I'm going to make since I think my last rat is almost done.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Let the hos be hos.)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (It's so hidden, even I haven't discovered it yet.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Again, depending on the circumstances. I can go until 4 in the morning writing a paper and talking to myself, and I can also conk out at 10.)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (I do. :D)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Heck, I've done more than pecking.)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (Especially when it regurgitates to cute sound effects.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I LIVE AND DIE IN KHAKIS.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (And in time, I'll soon be able to actually buy things.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I think it's a combination of both parents.)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Boy, it's a good thing that says 6, doesn't it. :))
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Sorry Gabi, but you ain't my type.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Mikkel is <3. :))
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (It's somewhere out there, far away from Long Island.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (If only for the sadistic pranks that I plan to play on them.)
× I have changed a diaper before. (Babies are grosser than...oh, I don't know. A dumptruck full of dead baby whales.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (We don't do anything stupid enough that warrants policing.)
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (Except sports. I'm pretty allergic to that. Doctor's orders and everything.)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I loves the sauce.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Don't be silly. That's what the facebook is for.)
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Unless it comes to the point where it's no longer needed. Like if I'm guaranteed to get a B. Why break your balls over that?)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (And that you wear costumes is pretty sweet too.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Glee. :D)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (I'm boy crazy.)
✓ Democrat. (I'm from New York, you mofos. Could I be anything but?)
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish. (Rawr! I am angry!)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I feel old enough already. I don't need anyone to remind me.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (Hah! Bitch, please. I crammed the night before a final and I did better than when I actually sat down and took time to study.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (I can work on a car.
I can work near and far.
I can work on a bench.
I can work with Judi Dench. (if I asked nicely enough))
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I like the feel of grass between my toes. Not rocks though. Rocks pinch.)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (And that is to travel all across the world and know every country's language that I come across.)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Though my violin is showing its wear and tear. :[ I want a new one for graduation instead of a car. Is that really dorky of me?)
✓ I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted. (But I think I am.)
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (Dude. That's gotta be the worst thing ever.)
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (I've got one shirt in every color of the rainbow.)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (There's nothing wrong with commercialized food! I'm all for corporations if they bring me cheap but good stuff. I may be a democrat, but I'm a capitalist first.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (When I was 7. That thing made me so sore. Oi vey.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I lost my journal that had pictures of Sailor Mercury in it.)
× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (I think I should have been born two centuries from now.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Cheap bastard wine, courtesy of Costco. It's a real brand.)
× I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous. (Sorta. I write with my left hand and do everything else with my right. So I'm just dextrous.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (That's what we call exhibitionism.)
✓ I have terrible teeth. (:B)
× I hate my toes.
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (Not true anymore! I can barely touch my toes! What happened to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Especially sneak attack hugs.)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (I have no soul. I didn't cry when Aeris died, when Brokeback Mountain ended, or when they shot Lassie/Old Yeller/Benji. I have no soul.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Unfortunately, the scale isn't quite so accurate to see how much I shit. But when I do, I think to myself, "Wow! I could run faster than I could before because of that poop. Thank you evolution!")
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (I do have my biases, but I'm quick to overcome them.
Assuming of course that you bring something new to the table.)
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (I thrive on drama, especially if it doesn't involve me directly.)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Just two more inhabitable ones left.)
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (He bothers me muchly. I just wish he'd stop acting his age and let me start acting mine.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
✓ I am a Libertarian. (I guess I am by definition.)
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Not fluently, mind you, but I can.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (1) My parents weren't home at the time, so it was me and a 2 liter of soda with an essay due the next day. I was screaming to myself and talking and I don't think it would have boded well.
2) I've pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given A SEMESTER to do. If you've taken Bio 302, then you know the feeling.)
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people. (I don't care much for mammals. Give me scales any day. :))
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Just the SNES. Emulation is there for a reason.)
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (If you think about it, the bubbles in bubble tea are like big fish eggs, and I've had bubble tea fights before. So I just want to check this box because I can.)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (I have a congenital birth defect that was repaired. I had 6 toes on my left foot.)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
✓ I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Very true.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I got it overwith quick in 7th and half of 8th grade.)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (In the showerrrr)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (You have never seen le basement du Chang. It is a dungeon of clutter.)
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (I hate it because the people I played it with (myself included) never had anything good to say and/or do.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Imagine giving a comment to everyone of these thingies...geez.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (We're cute like you wouldn't fuckin' believe.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I just spent nearly 6 hours yesterday watching VH1 about a decade in which I wasn't conceived. Heck, I wasn't even on their agenda!)
× I own lots of books. (I only have textbooks. I think people keep their textbooks just so they seem smarter than they actually are. I'm very guilty of this.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (No, but man, I really did wish I wear glasses. I've always loved them. I have a theory that my drive to play video games WAS to ruin my eyes so that I could get them. Sadly, this was not the case, and I ended up with better hand-eye coordination as a result. :[ Man, I got gypped.)
✓ I love to play video games. (See previous.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Not much of a good story there.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Well, just the one movie. Courtesy of Rob, I downloaded a movie called The Hole, a gay porn parody of The Ring. In 7 days...you will turn gay!
Side note, the male lead in that is really hot.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Thank goodness no. Shoot me if that ever happens.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (I don't often practice what I preach though.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (I used to curse a lot more, but since I've been hanging around girls a lot more, it's went down. However, back when I hung out with my Asian Homeboys (all 2 of them), I had quite the vulgar vocab.)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I'm still gay, happy, and not single. :))
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Bitch, please.)
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× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Only one other person knows this.)
× I hate the rain. (I loooooooooooooooooove the rain. But only if it comes down hard and in buckets. None of this pussy drizzly crap.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (I do get freaked out at the littlest things. Just yesterday, I was afraid of telling my boss that she didn't give water to the rats yesterday because she would accuse me, and give me crap. She has that angry Portugese thing going for her.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Do they have ab implants? Or the equivalent thereof?)
✓ I need/want money right now. (I need to save up for a Wii. Unfortunately, I haven't had a chance to talk to my main boss about getting paid for the "job" that I'm doing.
By the way, I'm updating this from work.)
✓ I love sushi. (And if you don't, you're a Phillistine.)
× I talk really, really fast. (I don't often, but I can.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (I have some nasty morning smells emanating from me. The combination of retainer plus a family history of gum disease does not bode well in the morning.)
× I have long hair. (I tried to grow my hair out by not getting it cut from 7th to 9th grade. Then when I was in Paris, my mom insisted I get my portrait done by a sidewalk artist. I realized how stupid I looked then, and I've been with spikes ever since.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (If I go to Vegas, I will master card counting and probabilities to make sure that I come out on top.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Two of them, both sisters, and both older than me.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (I've worn various wigs for various variety show sketchs for Greek Week. I plan on getting another one for Drag Ball.)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Though I guess I could, so this way I wouldn't always be so disappointed when I see that Mikkel isn't the person calling me.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (They need to make a sometimes box to check off. I more often like the way I look than when I don't, but there's always room for some improvements.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (If I did, I can't remember.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (But not in the "aaaggghhh the world is going to end" kind of way. I'm just cautious of opportunities, but I still like to smile. :D)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (I don't know how many more comments I'm going to make since I think my last rat is almost done.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Let the hos be hos.)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (It's so hidden, even I haven't discovered it yet.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Again, depending on the circumstances. I can go until 4 in the morning writing a paper and talking to myself, and I can also conk out at 10.)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (I do. :D)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Heck, I've done more than pecking.)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (Especially when it regurgitates to cute sound effects.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I LIVE AND DIE IN KHAKIS.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (And in time, I'll soon be able to actually buy things.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I think it's a combination of both parents.)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Boy, it's a good thing that says 6, doesn't it. :))
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Sorry Gabi, but you ain't my type.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Mikkel is <3. :))
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (It's somewhere out there, far away from Long Island.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (If only for the sadistic pranks that I plan to play on them.)
× I have changed a diaper before. (Babies are grosser than...oh, I don't know. A dumptruck full of dead baby whales.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (We don't do anything stupid enough that warrants policing.)
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (Except sports. I'm pretty allergic to that. Doctor's orders and everything.)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I loves the sauce.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Don't be silly. That's what the facebook is for.)
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Unless it comes to the point where it's no longer needed. Like if I'm guaranteed to get a B. Why break your balls over that?)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (And that you wear costumes is pretty sweet too.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Glee. :D)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (I'm boy crazy.)
✓ Democrat. (I'm from New York, you mofos. Could I be anything but?)
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish. (Rawr! I am angry!)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I feel old enough already. I don't need anyone to remind me.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (Hah! Bitch, please. I crammed the night before a final and I did better than when I actually sat down and took time to study.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (I can work on a car.
I can work near and far.
I can work on a bench.
I can work with Judi Dench. (if I asked nicely enough))
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I like the feel of grass between my toes. Not rocks though. Rocks pinch.)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (And that is to travel all across the world and know every country's language that I come across.)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Though my violin is showing its wear and tear. :[ I want a new one for graduation instead of a car. Is that really dorky of me?)
✓ I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted. (But I think I am.)
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (Dude. That's gotta be the worst thing ever.)
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (I've got one shirt in every color of the rainbow.)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (There's nothing wrong with commercialized food! I'm all for corporations if they bring me cheap but good stuff. I may be a democrat, but I'm a capitalist first.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (When I was 7. That thing made me so sore. Oi vey.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I lost my journal that had pictures of Sailor Mercury in it.)
× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (I think I should have been born two centuries from now.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Cheap bastard wine, courtesy of Costco. It's a real brand.)
× I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous. (Sorta. I write with my left hand and do everything else with my right. So I'm just dextrous.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (That's what we call exhibitionism.)
✓ I have terrible teeth. (:B)
× I hate my toes.
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (Not true anymore! I can barely touch my toes! What happened to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Especially sneak attack hugs.)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (I have no soul. I didn't cry when Aeris died, when Brokeback Mountain ended, or when they shot Lassie/Old Yeller/Benji. I have no soul.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Unfortunately, the scale isn't quite so accurate to see how much I shit. But when I do, I think to myself, "Wow! I could run faster than I could before because of that poop. Thank you evolution!")
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (I do have my biases, but I'm quick to overcome them.
Assuming of course that you bring something new to the table.)
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (I thrive on drama, especially if it doesn't involve me directly.)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Just two more inhabitable ones left.)
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (He bothers me muchly. I just wish he'd stop acting his age and let me start acting mine.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
✓ I am a Libertarian. (I guess I am by definition.)
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Not fluently, mind you, but I can.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (1) My parents weren't home at the time, so it was me and a 2 liter of soda with an essay due the next day. I was screaming to myself and talking and I don't think it would have boded well.
2) I've pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given A SEMESTER to do. If you've taken Bio 302, then you know the feeling.)
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people. (I don't care much for mammals. Give me scales any day. :))
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Just the SNES. Emulation is there for a reason.)
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (If you think about it, the bubbles in bubble tea are like big fish eggs, and I've had bubble tea fights before. So I just want to check this box because I can.)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (I have a congenital birth defect that was repaired. I had 6 toes on my left foot.)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
✓ I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Very true.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I got it overwith quick in 7th and half of 8th grade.)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (In the showerrrr)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (You have never seen le basement du Chang. It is a dungeon of clutter.)
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (I hate it because the people I played it with (myself included) never had anything good to say and/or do.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Imagine giving a comment to everyone of these thingies...geez.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.