On my bad taste in music.
This is a list of the 50 Worst Songs of All Time, as put together by the hip magazine Blender. Your task, if you choose to accept it, is to bold the items that you actually like. This might be more embarrassing than you think. Remember, no one is reading this. Well, no one of importance...
1. We Built This City......Starship
2. Achy Breaky Heart ... Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight ... Wang Chung
4. Rollin'.....Limp Bizkit
5. Ice Ice Baby ... Vanilla Ice
6. The Heart Of Rock & Roll....Huey Lewis And The News
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy ... Bobby McFerrin Say what you will, Bobby McFerrin is fuckin' cool. His voice spans like...5 or 6 octaves. I suggest listening to his duet album with YoYoMa (Hush), because then you'll be like, Whoa!
8. Party All the Time ... Eddie Murphy
9. American Life ... Madonna
10. Ebony And Ivory.....Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
11. Invisible ... Clay Aiken
12. Kokomo ... The Beach Boys Muppets on the beach. Kermit singing the song. That's what I remember.
13. Illegal Alien ... Genesis
14. From a Distance ... Bette Midler
15. I'll Be There for You ... The Rembrandts
16. What's Up? ... 4 Non Blondes
17. Pumps and a Bump ... Hammer
18. You're the Inspiration ... Chicago
19. Broken Wings ... Mr. Mister High notes rock.
20. Dancing on the Ceiling ... Lionel Richie
21. Two Princes.....Spin Doctors
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) ... Toby Keith
23. Sunglasses at Night ... Corey Hart
24. Superman ... Five for Fighting
25. I'll Be Missing You ... Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112
26. The End.....The Doors
27. The Final Countdown......Europe
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland ... John Mayer It's that damn "doobeedoop" part that gets me.
29. Breakfast At Tiffany's.....Deep Blue Something
30. Greatest Love of All ... Whitney Houston
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ... Crash Test Dummies
32. Will 2K ... Will Smith Will Smith can almost do no wrong. I just think of Rock the Casbah everytime I hear it, which I guess is a good thing. I superimpose the two songs and I just think it's a cool sound.
33. Barbie Girl.....Aqua It was there. Shut up.
34. Longer ... Dan Fogelberg
35. Shiny Happy People....R.E.M.
36. Make Em Say Uhh! ... Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave ... Gerardo
38. Cotton Eyed Joe ... Rednex In my defense, Vanessa Mae did play Cotton Eyed Joe on her violin. It was cool...at the time.
39. She Bangs ... Ricky Martin
40. I Wanna Sex You Up....Color Me Badd
41. We Didn't Start The Fire....Billy Joel
42. The Sound of Silence ... Simon & Garfunkel
43. Follow Me....Unkle Kracker
44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) ... Meat Loaf
45. Mesmerize ... Ja Rule featuring Ashanti Call me old fashioned, but I love it when bitchass ho's talk about their man idolizingly. :)
46. Hangin' Tough ... New Kids on the Block
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You ... Bryan Adams
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ... The Beatles
49. I'm Too Sexy ... Right Said Fred
50. My Heart Will Go On ... Celine Dion
1. We Built This City......Starship
2. Achy Breaky Heart ... Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight ... Wang Chung
4. Rollin'.....Limp Bizkit
5. Ice Ice Baby ... Vanilla Ice
6. The Heart Of Rock & Roll....Huey Lewis And The News
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy ... Bobby McFerrin Say what you will, Bobby McFerrin is fuckin' cool. His voice spans like...5 or 6 octaves. I suggest listening to his duet album with YoYoMa (Hush), because then you'll be like, Whoa!
8. Party All the Time ... Eddie Murphy
9. American Life ... Madonna
10. Ebony And Ivory.....Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
11. Invisible ... Clay Aiken
12. Kokomo ... The Beach Boys Muppets on the beach. Kermit singing the song. That's what I remember.
13. Illegal Alien ... Genesis
14. From a Distance ... Bette Midler
15. I'll Be There for You ... The Rembrandts
16. What's Up? ... 4 Non Blondes
17. Pumps and a Bump ... Hammer
18. You're the Inspiration ... Chicago
19. Broken Wings ... Mr. Mister High notes rock.
20. Dancing on the Ceiling ... Lionel Richie
21. Two Princes.....Spin Doctors
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) ... Toby Keith
23. Sunglasses at Night ... Corey Hart
24. Superman ... Five for Fighting
25. I'll Be Missing You ... Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112
26. The End.....The Doors
27. The Final Countdown......Europe
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland ... John Mayer It's that damn "doobeedoop" part that gets me.
29. Breakfast At Tiffany's.....Deep Blue Something
30. Greatest Love of All ... Whitney Houston
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ... Crash Test Dummies
32. Will 2K ... Will Smith Will Smith can almost do no wrong. I just think of Rock the Casbah everytime I hear it, which I guess is a good thing. I superimpose the two songs and I just think it's a cool sound.
33. Barbie Girl.....Aqua It was there. Shut up.
34. Longer ... Dan Fogelberg
35. Shiny Happy People....R.E.M.
36. Make Em Say Uhh! ... Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave ... Gerardo
38. Cotton Eyed Joe ... Rednex In my defense, Vanessa Mae did play Cotton Eyed Joe on her violin. It was cool...at the time.
39. She Bangs ... Ricky Martin
40. I Wanna Sex You Up....Color Me Badd
41. We Didn't Start The Fire....Billy Joel
42. The Sound of Silence ... Simon & Garfunkel
43. Follow Me....Unkle Kracker
44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) ... Meat Loaf
45. Mesmerize ... Ja Rule featuring Ashanti Call me old fashioned, but I love it when bitchass ho's talk about their man idolizingly. :)
46. Hangin' Tough ... New Kids on the Block
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You ... Bryan Adams
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ... The Beatles
49. I'm Too Sexy ... Right Said Fred
50. My Heart Will Go On ... Celine Dion