А вы хорошо знаете английский??? (цикл)
Здесь я буду обновлять каждый день!!! Следите за этой темой!!! Надеюсь после окончания вы будите офигенно шарить в английском ис вободно на нем общаться ;)
Пример:
John: Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?
Mary: Fucking-A. Should I wear my black dress?
John: Why the fuck not?
Mary: Fucked if I know - Oh, fuck! I just remembered. It got fucked up in the wash.
John: Well, fuck the opera, let's stay at home and fuck.
Mary: Good fucking idea!
Также позволю себе процитировать Шекспира: "You taught me language; and my profit on't Is, I know how to curse!"
З.Ы. Какую я использовал литературу, я напишу в конце цикла.
Это обидно:
А это безобидно: prick, screw, snatch, bang-hole etc
Romeo: I want to engage in sexual intercourse with you.
Juliet: Sorry, I don't have time. I thought you just wanted to fuck.
синоним - the F-Word (избегайте)
Пример:
Dwight: Phoebe, dear, were you fucking around with anyone while I was at the shoe-clerk convention?
Phoebe: Gosh no, honey. I spent my time fucking around by myself in the garden.
Dwight: Odd. I found a used condom under our bed, and it wasn't mine.
Phoebe: Huh, where do you suppose it came from?
Пример:
Henry: That job turned out to be a real fuck-up.
Eugene: That's because that fuck-up Jackson was in charge. He could fuck up a wet dream.
Пример:
Nadine: Arnold, if we don't pay this phone bill by noon today, they'll shut off our service.
Arnold: Fuck it! There's no one i want to talk to, any way.
Пример:
Henry: That job turned out to be a real fuck-up.
Eugene: That's because that fuck-up Jackson was in charge. he could fuck-up a wet fream.
Пример:
Marcel: Could you spare $5 to support the mime foundation?
Fred: Fuck you!
Officer: I'm sorry I had to ticket you, but the radar clocked you at five miles over the limit. Have a nice day!
Mort: Fuck you!
Синонимы:
Пример:
Norm: What happened with the girl you met at the ball last night?
Al: She grabbed my left ball, so we left the ball and I balled her.
глаголы:
ball, bang, dick, get a little, get in, get it, get it on, get laid, get some, get your ashes hauled
hide the weenie (избегайте)
lay,screw
существителные:
lay, fuck, piece of ass, quickie
Так как никому не интересно, то все читаем "English As Second F*cking Language" by prof. Sterling Johnson
А также псомтрите Lingvo 11 слова fuck и с ним словосочетания, доза юмора обеспечена
Пример:
John: Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?
Mary: Fucking-A. Should I wear my black dress?
John: Why the fuck not?
Mary: Fucked if I know - Oh, fuck! I just remembered. It got fucked up in the wash.
John: Well, fuck the opera, let's stay at home and fuck.
Mary: Good fucking idea!
Также позволю себе процитировать Шекспира: "You taught me language; and my profit on't Is, I know how to curse!"
З.Ы. Какую я использовал литературу, я напишу в конце цикла.
Это обидно:
- shit
- fuck
- piss (улыбка обеспечена)
- cunt
- asshole
- mother-fucker
- cock-sucker
А это безобидно: prick, screw, snatch, bang-hole etc
Romeo: I want to engage in sexual intercourse with you.
Juliet: Sorry, I don't have time. I thought you just wanted to fuck.
синоним - the F-Word (избегайте)
Пример:
Dwight: Phoebe, dear, were you fucking around with anyone while I was at the shoe-clerk convention?
Phoebe: Gosh no, honey. I spent my time fucking around by myself in the garden.
Dwight: Odd. I found a used condom under our bed, and it wasn't mine.
Phoebe: Huh, where do you suppose it came from?
Пример:
Henry: That job turned out to be a real fuck-up.
Eugene: That's because that fuck-up Jackson was in charge. He could fuck up a wet dream.
Пример:
Nadine: Arnold, if we don't pay this phone bill by noon today, they'll shut off our service.
Arnold: Fuck it! There's no one i want to talk to, any way.
Пример:
Henry: That job turned out to be a real fuck-up.
Eugene: That's because that fuck-up Jackson was in charge. he could fuck-up a wet fream.
Пример:
Marcel: Could you spare $5 to support the mime foundation?
Fred: Fuck you!
Officer: I'm sorry I had to ticket you, but the radar clocked you at five miles over the limit. Have a nice day!
Mort: Fuck you!
Синонимы:
Пример:
Norm: What happened with the girl you met at the ball last night?
Al: She grabbed my left ball, so we left the ball and I balled her.
глаголы:
ball, bang, dick, get a little, get in, get it, get it on, get laid, get some, get your ashes hauled
hide the weenie (избегайте)
lay,screw
существителные:
lay, fuck, piece of ass, quickie
Так как никому не интересно, то все читаем "English As Second F*cking Language" by prof. Sterling Johnson
А также псомтрите Lingvo 11 слова fuck и с ним словосочетания, доза юмора обеспечена