You all are complaining you lost an hour because of the time change. Amateurs. I watched Blair Witch and lost ninety minutes ( Read more... )

A young man tries to get it on with a hooker. When he accidentally kills her, he takes off for the big city. There, he prowls the streets for more strippers, whores, or anyone he considers to be worthy of killing (or unworthy of living as the case may be). Meanwhile, a concerned cop, who was one of the hooker’s regular clients, searches for the ( Read more... )

Sometimes you just have to hear a couple of key phrases that make you want to see a movie. With Blindman, all I saw were the words “Spaghetti Western” and “Ringo Starr” and I immediately knew I wanted to watch it. Fortunately for me, it’s actually pretty good. It’s a terrific vehicle for Tony Anthony, who would go on to reunite with director ( Read more... )

Peter Graves stars as Martin, a big city architect who comes down to the bayou to design a new civic center. He meets Marie (Lita Milan), a feisty Cajun woman who’d rather read books than go out partying and takes an instant liking to her. Ulysses (Timothy Carey) is the lecherous creep who has eyes for Marie and is always trying to force himself ( Read more... )

A man is arrested for murdering his daughter. At his trial, he claims a witch put a spell on him and he’s promptly sentenced to hang. Before the execution, he tells a detective how it all happened. He was visiting Thailand and picked up a girl thinking she was a prostitute. When he returned home to his family, strange things started happening ( Read more... )

You expect certain things from a Jess Franco Women in Prison movie. Barbed Wire Dolls pretty much delivers in that regard. There are long stretches where the camera zooms around aimlessly. There are long scenes of naked women being tortured. There’s a gratuitous Franco cameo. There’s a scene where a woman rubs her pussy with a cigarette ( Read more... )

Bad Moms is one of those comedies like Neighbors that thinks it’s automatically funny when someone in their thirties parties like someone in their twenties. If that were true then just about every nightclub in America would be fucking hilarious. Since it’s a movie, we’re supposed to laugh when a mother stops feeding her kids, goes out and gets ( Read more... )

An evil warlord who has a penchant for wearing outrageous looking costumes demands that he should be feared and worshipped by the neighboring villagers. To ensure he gets his way, he orders his army to senselessly slaughter anyone who refuses to bow down before him. Meanwhile, a blind warrior travels around with a monkey on his back (literally) ( Read more... )

Bulldog Drummond (this time played by John Lodge) is enjoying a quiet evening at home when someone throws a rock through his window with a cryptic message tied to it. The next day a woman comes snooping around trying to find the message, but Bulldog cleverly runs her off. He soon finds himself in a race with enemy agents to find plans for a top ( Read more... )

Mark Dacascos gets out of prison and his buddy and ex-cellmate Jaimz (Unforgiven) Woolvett gives him a motorcycle for the occasion. To celebrate his release, they go to a bar where Joan Jett is playing. When her drummer nods off, Mark joins in while Jaimz and his buddies go to the bathroom to get high. Joan offers Mark a job drumming, but he ( Read more... )