THE SEXPERTS: TOUCHED BY TEMPTATION (1965) *
Three filmmakers sit around a table and hash out an idea for a nudie movie. They eventually settle on a plot about a girl from the sticks who comes to the big city to make it as an actress by sleeping her way to the top. Since one of the filmmakers keeps pushing to make the flick in color, we occasionally get to see snippets of (very) brief full-color cheesecake stripteases.
These color scenes are the only thing worth a damn in this sorry excuse for a sexploitation film. Even then, they are way too short and not quite revealing enough to get your blood pumping. The black and white sex scenes are even shorter and unfortunately contain no nudity.
What you’re left with is a lot of plot scenes that are so dull that you are likely to go into a coma before you even get around to seeing the color footage. What’s worse is that you have to sit through no one boring plotline, but two! The stuff with the filmmakers sitting around and coming up with the script is totally unnecessary, features no nudity, and is only there to pad out the running time.
The only fun comes from listening as the harried narrator breathlessly tries to cram pages of narration into a short scene. Most of the time, he just superfluously reiterates what’s going on onscreen, so his commentary is pretty useless. However, he does get a few bitter lines like "Jump in a lake four times and come up for air three times!” that are good for a laugh.
AKA: The Sexperts. AKA: Touched by Temptation. AKA: The Xperts.