What's in a name?
All of the computer hogs in my family are away (either at a friend's house, softball tournament in Prague or a parents weekend away), so I have taken this opportunity to pounce upon the internet and regale you all with my infantile sense of humour.
Working as a visa writer (although I have been there for three weeks and have yet to receive clearance or a formal contract and am stuck bonking all day), I nevertheless come across some of the most interestingly named people.
Here are a few of my favourites from this week (absolutely NOT typos)...
Ms. Kokhlova (and she looked like she probably did, if you know what I mean)
Ms. Nekrolova (ewwwwww!)
Pissman (as a surname)
Fatman (as a female forename)
and my number one of the week... an 11 year-old girl headed off to boarding school in the UK named Nataliya Vagina!!!!!
She is going to be CRUCIFIED next year.
And it's not just the Russians. Last week we had someone from China named Hung Dong. It really makes me appreciate my boring name.
In other news, I hate MTV hits. Not only do they insist on repeatedly assailing my ears with 50 Cent, but in the past hour or so, Gwen Stefani has been on 3 times, the Killers twice, some ugly whinger called Razorlight twice, and Will Smith's 'Switch' has been on a whopping FOUR times! In one HOUR! Oh how I miss American TV!
Working as a visa writer (although I have been there for three weeks and have yet to receive clearance or a formal contract and am stuck bonking all day), I nevertheless come across some of the most interestingly named people.
Here are a few of my favourites from this week (absolutely NOT typos)...
Ms. Kokhlova (and she looked like she probably did, if you know what I mean)
Ms. Nekrolova (ewwwwww!)
Pissman (as a surname)
Fatman (as a female forename)
and my number one of the week... an 11 year-old girl headed off to boarding school in the UK named Nataliya Vagina!!!!!
She is going to be CRUCIFIED next year.
And it's not just the Russians. Last week we had someone from China named Hung Dong. It really makes me appreciate my boring name.
In other news, I hate MTV hits. Not only do they insist on repeatedly assailing my ears with 50 Cent, but in the past hour or so, Gwen Stefani has been on 3 times, the Killers twice, some ugly whinger called Razorlight twice, and Will Smith's 'Switch' has been on a whopping FOUR times! In one HOUR! Oh how I miss American TV!