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arondights in thevelvetkey

itp: Modern Era awkward.

Nov 11, 2011 09:04

[Voice]

Well met, Prospero.

[Oh hey its Berserker! He seemed to be in a talking mood today...]

I have a question directed to all of you.

...

[There seemed to be silence as he tried to find a wording for his current predicament that is not awkward.]

...What are hamburgers?

[Welp.]

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[Voice] gaveupfeeling November 11 2011, 02:14:18 UTC

A popular meat-based food.

[Voice] arondights November 11 2011, 02:20:28 UTC

It is just meat between two pieces of bread.

[He wonders how anyone can like it in this age.]

[Voice] gaveupfeeling November 11 2011, 02:22:36 UTC

It may also have cheese and tomatoes.

[Voice] arondights November 11 2011, 03:07:52 UTC

As I am well aware of.

[Those cheeseburgers they're selling does look kinda plain...]

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video; arondights November 11 2011, 02:19:53 UTC

Ah, really?

[Well that got his curiosity a bit pinged.]

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video; arondights November 11 2011, 03:07:14 UTC

I happened to find myself working in one such place that sells them.

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genius_idiot November 11 2011, 16:19:52 UTC

Um, it's a kind of American food. You can pretty much find it all over this island.

[voice] arondights November 17 2011, 01:24:07 UTC

...Hm, so I surmised.

[There's another silence before.]

What is your name, young lad?

[voice] genius_idiot November 17 2011, 21:37:52 UTC

Yeah, it's pretty popular. That, 'n pizza.

Um, I'm Kaiji.

[voice] arondights November 21 2011, 00:44:02 UTC

...You may address me as Berserker.

[Even if his own identity being truly known doesn't matter to him, some part inside of him still wished to upheld to his duty as a Servant, which led him to introducing himself as Berserker.]

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rodeospike November 11 2011, 22:03:36 UTC

[....]

It's meat sandwiched together by two buns.

arondights November 17 2011, 01:22:27 UTC

[...]

Thank you for the information.

[Isn't this awkward...]

rodeospike November 17 2011, 05:27:12 UTC

It's uh. Pretty unhealthy. If you ask me.

[Very awkward...]

arondights November 21 2011, 00:40:31 UTC

...Hm.

[A sound of agreement could be heard coming from him.

Talking was not really a thing he is fond of, considering his class as a Berserker back home.]

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[video] best_king November 11 2011, 22:06:01 UTC

Disgusting, grease filled wastes of otherwise perfectly good food. Perfect for a worm like you.

[voice] arondights November 17 2011, 01:21:58 UTC

[Who let this guy in... :|]

...

[There's some silence at the other end, before he responded with a sigh.]

And of what business does a king like you wants with me?

[video] best_king November 17 2011, 22:34:24 UTC

[ SHRUG. ]

I'm bored. Simple as that.

[video] arondights November 21 2011, 00:42:32 UTC

So much thing to do, and you're bored of them already.

[It is not a question.

Its a statement.]

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