[Today? Is a docile day for Johnny. In fact, he's even feeling a little bit sociable. Well, as sociable as Johnny can be.
Today, you might find a very gaunt, thin man on the street corners of Prospero, a load of copies of a single sheet of paper tucked under his arm as he looks around the town. Eventually, he might spot you and, standing still for a moment, call out.]
You! Hey you!
[And, before anything else can be said, he'll cross the distance and hand you this monstrosity
.]
Here. Tell me what you think of this.