If you were old...

[thevelvethand]

I've been having some pretty deep conversations lately, and I've learned some very important things.

If you were old...
instead of hurricane, you'd say "hurricen"
Instead of yesterday, you'd say "yesterdee" (this also applies to anyday of the week...eg monday=mondee
Instead of coupon, you'd say "Cupen"

If you know of any I left out, please notify me todee (today)