It was as easy as I thought....
I didn't have work today, which was good, because today was the day of the "fight". I did have to concentrate pretty hard though, so that way he'd survive. I'm sure some of you are wondering what happened, so I'll tell you.
I arrived at 11:30 so that way I could warm-up. Clark, aka the muscle-bound guy arrived at 11:45 looking a little upset. He came right up to me and slapped me in the face! Some how I kept my cool and asked him why he did that. He said "Tammy broke up with me!" My reaction to that?
I smiled and started laughing in his face.
When I did that, he stormed off angrily. Tammy arrived at 11:55 and immediately came and sat beside me. I asked her why she broke up with the muscle-bound jerk aka Clark, and she said, "He might seem strong, but he is SO pathetic, and I just got tired of his sorry a@@!" After she said that, she mumbled something. I asked what she said and she told me she'd tell me later.
Now, for the dullest fight I've ever had: I had to last for three two minute long rounds against Clark. When the ref said go we started. He came at me with lefts and rights, but unfortunately for him, he was too slow. I dodged every single punch and kick he tried on me. He was getting frustrated too.
For some reason he stopped a at the beginning of the second round. Heres what he said: "So you think you're so cool, huh Vegeto? What kind of a name is that anyway? It sounds like a weak name. Anyway, I've decided to change the rule a bit. I don't want you to last three rounds, I want you to attack me!"
What a fool this guy is....Anyway, right after he said that, he charged me and swung, so I side-stepped him and stuck out my leg tripping him up. Everyone started chuckling and that did nothing but piss this guy off more. When he stood up, he was so red-faced I thought he might explode. He shouted "You bastard!" and gave me what would be his final swing. I grabbed his arm and gave him a swift, but harmless uppercut to his stomach, causing him to cry out in pain.
The poor guy. He dropped to his knees, and I gotta hand it to him, he tried to get back up, but couldn't. He was just swaying on his knees, so as a finisher I tilted his face up so he could see me, and then I drew back, swung, and....stopped half an inch from his face. Guess what he did? He peed in his pants and immediately fainted.
Everyone cheered, and Tammy rushed up to me and happily jumped into my arms, giving me a big hug. She told me I was amazing and asked what my plans for tonight were. I told her that I planned on sparring with her immediately, and then going out for some dinner, and you know what? She agreed whole-heartedly. We went to a local restraunt, ate and then went to my basement for some sparring.
I can tell you this about her, she isn't that bad for a human....It was short though, so we made plans to go to the park for our next sparring, which is tommorrow. Well, now I'm gonna go ahead and take a quick nap, I have a busy day tommorrow!
I arrived at 11:30 so that way I could warm-up. Clark, aka the muscle-bound guy arrived at 11:45 looking a little upset. He came right up to me and slapped me in the face! Some how I kept my cool and asked him why he did that. He said "Tammy broke up with me!" My reaction to that?
I smiled and started laughing in his face.
When I did that, he stormed off angrily. Tammy arrived at 11:55 and immediately came and sat beside me. I asked her why she broke up with the muscle-bound jerk aka Clark, and she said, "He might seem strong, but he is SO pathetic, and I just got tired of his sorry a@@!" After she said that, she mumbled something. I asked what she said and she told me she'd tell me later.
Now, for the dullest fight I've ever had: I had to last for three two minute long rounds against Clark. When the ref said go we started. He came at me with lefts and rights, but unfortunately for him, he was too slow. I dodged every single punch and kick he tried on me. He was getting frustrated too.
For some reason he stopped a at the beginning of the second round. Heres what he said: "So you think you're so cool, huh Vegeto? What kind of a name is that anyway? It sounds like a weak name. Anyway, I've decided to change the rule a bit. I don't want you to last three rounds, I want you to attack me!"
What a fool this guy is....Anyway, right after he said that, he charged me and swung, so I side-stepped him and stuck out my leg tripping him up. Everyone started chuckling and that did nothing but piss this guy off more. When he stood up, he was so red-faced I thought he might explode. He shouted "You bastard!" and gave me what would be his final swing. I grabbed his arm and gave him a swift, but harmless uppercut to his stomach, causing him to cry out in pain.
The poor guy. He dropped to his knees, and I gotta hand it to him, he tried to get back up, but couldn't. He was just swaying on his knees, so as a finisher I tilted his face up so he could see me, and then I drew back, swung, and....stopped half an inch from his face. Guess what he did? He peed in his pants and immediately fainted.
Everyone cheered, and Tammy rushed up to me and happily jumped into my arms, giving me a big hug. She told me I was amazing and asked what my plans for tonight were. I told her that I planned on sparring with her immediately, and then going out for some dinner, and you know what? She agreed whole-heartedly. We went to a local restraunt, ate and then went to my basement for some sparring.
I can tell you this about her, she isn't that bad for a human....It was short though, so we made plans to go to the park for our next sparring, which is tommorrow. Well, now I'm gonna go ahead and take a quick nap, I have a busy day tommorrow!