"Which is why I always wear shoes to bed."

[thevegetarian]

Quick, before the home page says I haven't posted in a month! An outline of my life since school ended four weeks ago. Yes, an outline--I may be a dork, but it helps me organize my thoughts. Strange that someone who regularly writes for fun should have to resort to such a thing, eh?

1. SEP FUCKING SUCKS THIS YEAR.
   1. It usually isn't this bad. Come to think of it, it only started sucking in high school. Most things have, actually.
   2. We have an SAT prep class.
      1. They were teaching us how to find the slope of a line. I am not in sixth grade, thank you.
      2. There's four different teachers, one of whom is amazing and one of whom is horrible and evil. The other two are decent, yet boring.
      3. Oh, and the awesome one isn't coming back after today. He swore at us, repeatedly. I will miss him.
      4. Fuck my life, they were teaching us how to find the slope of a line.
      5. I hate this class so much.
      1. Sadly, it is far more interesting than my English class. Kill me.
   3. My "creative writing" elective class has done very little creative writing.
      1. We have elected to put on a play instead. I hate this.
      2. It's a remake of Cinderella in which Cinderella kills her stepmom. Cool, right?
      3. I play Prince Charming'sFabio's gay brother Enrique. My character is so awesome.
         1. One of my lines is "OH MY GOSHNESS."
      4. Despite this, the class is stupid.
   4. I do have one great class, entitled "Medicine and Ethics".
      1. We debate.
         1. Rather, the other classes debate. My class agrees on every topic, including gay marriage and the possible legalization of marijuana.
            1. I am surrounded by like-minded degenerates!
            2. I kinda wished we disagreed more. Though, today we had a rather lively debate regarding which gender was better suited to lead. Of course, it ended in the way you'd imagine: in chaos.
      2. We watched Thank you for Smoking.
         1. Good movie.
         2. There is no way in hell I'll ever become a smoker. Not that I would've, anyway.
      3. It's generally a fun class, and I wish my classes at school were like that.
2. Outside of SEP, I have been socializing a lot.
   1. For once.
   2. I finally got to see Crystal's new house!
      1. It's in a gated community with a pool.
         1. I am getting a tan.
         2. I am still incapable of swimming, much to Lauren's dismay.
   3. Unfortunately, I've yet to see very many of my friends. Usually I'm with Lauren and Crystal, and Emily is at SEP with me.
      1. I miss everyone.
      2. I still haven't seen Elena at all this summer. Flake.
         1. To be fair, she has volleyball practice and a job.
         2. She's a flake, regardless.
         3. Miss her. :(
      3. Nor have I seen either of the Daniels. This doesn't seem like it should be an issue.
         1. It is. LOL, when did I get so close to them?
         2. Beach trip in a few weeks. Hopefully
   4. HAD THE MOST AMAZING DAY OMG.
      1. It started out horrible--Crystal and Lauren stayed over, but were going to go to the beach without me in the morning because my mom hates the idea of me going to Hermosa Beach for some reason.
      2. Their plans fell through when everyone else canceled. The fates were against us.
      3. Instead, we
         1. Created the most amazing sandwich in the world. Basically a grilled cheese, but with slices of cream cheese and shavings of gruyere.
            1. Yes, I am fucking serious.
            2. It was so good.
            3. I refuse to think about how many calories I consumed by eating it.
            4. We named it. It's the Glam Eupocalpytic Sandwich. One day our recipe will make millions. Book it.
         2. Swam.
            1. In another demonstration of how the fates hate us, I got my period immediately after we got out. So then we all had it at the same time. LOL.
         3. Watched Aladdin.
            1. In reality, all three of us are seven years old.
         4. And then I actually slept well that night.
      4. Frankly, I'm still amazed I'm socializing at all. Yay progress.
   5. In the past two weeks, I've seen two movies in theaters.
      1. How strange.
      2. Year One was surprisingly entertaining.
         1. It blew my mind and changed my life.
         2. Would I see it again? Only if I was bored. Do I recommend it? If you have a very crass sense of humor and occasionally enjoy self-indulgent stupidity, absolutely. If not, no.
         3. I love Michael Cera.
         4. When did Jack Black stop being hilarious? Now he's just garden-variety funny.
      3. HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER (BEWARE, POSSIBLE SPOILERS)
         1. I wasn't actually all that excited about it. That said, I enjoyed it immensely.
         2. It was pretty loyal to the book, not counting that random scene with Bellatrix setting shit on fire and the fact that there was no funeral.
         3. Thought the ending could've been better.
         4. NO MORE MICHAEL GAMBON. YES YES YES YES
            1. Though his random yelling and quasi-ghettoness was quite funny at times.
               1. "SIIIIIILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCE!"
         5. I loved Harry on Felix.
         6. Why wasn't Slughorn all that fat?
         7. Harry: "[dazed expression]"
            Ron: "So, did you and Ginny do it?"
            
         8. I would like to marry Luna.
         9. Blaise Zabini was hot.
         10. Again, why no funeral?
      
      
      And I also did... some other stuff that I'm too lazy to remember. Wow, this is a long post. Congrats if you actually read the whole thing. I apologize for the lack of pictures, but really, fuck you.
      
      OH OH AND BEFORE I FORGET: Hydrogen peroxide removes bloodstains. Remember that, and your quality of life will improve. I promise.