Mr. Stickle said he would buy me a pickle, he lied, that fickle wickle!
Friday during lunch at school, I had my cd player taken away. Mr. Sergeamagoober (Serge) came up to the table picked it up and turned it off. I was thinking "What the fuck are you doing?" He said your not allowed to have this during school blah blah blah blah. He said he would have to confiscate it. At first I refused to let him have it then his unibrow angled like a "V" (it looked ugly) I took hold of it in his hand and tried to pull it away from him, he would not let go. I kept telling him he could not have it. Then seeing as I was already in trouble for sticking a gum wrapper in an electrical outlet, I figured it wasn't worth it. He was being so fucking rude. He just said " Give that to me". No please. What a douche monger (Megan introduced me to that word, great word huh?) anyways as he started to walk away I was like you could say please instead of being such a rude prick. Then he snorted, not really, but it was like a snorty glare. Then I yelled at him "You are rude sir! you are very rude" kinda with a british accent ( I don't know why I said it with a british accent). So then we proceeded on talking about what a douche monger he is. And on my way out of the lunch room I ran into him again and gave him a look like "I'm going to torture you by giving you small paper cuts all over your bald head, douche!" It was hilarious!
On the bus ride home I was talking to Sarah and Dustin and the thought of how agreeing with someone pisses them off more than anything came into my head.You know what I mean? How when someone is trying to insult you by calling you a douche bag or ball sucker (thanks David Obermeyer for all the great shows in the lunch room) and you just agree with them, and they look totally stumped. I remembered when i did that a few weeks ago. Some black kid called me a fag. I said "yep", "I'm a fag". and he looked so puzzled. He couldn't think of anything to say. Personally I think that if you need to sink so low as to call people fags when they aren't gay, you are an ignorant bastard. I am a bastard, no really. My parents weren't married. I'm going to hell on bus #666.
Also at lunch on friday Megan sat down and I kinda thought wether i should tell her how i'm feeling. I'm feeling lonely lately. No, not horny, damn you sick minded people! But lonely as in every guy needs some sort of comfort from a girl. wether it be just hugging someone or admiring them (sorry, I'm starting to sound like a total pervert). But fuck! I've only had 3 girlfriends in my life. None of them I really liked. And none of the realtionships lasted more than 3 weeks. But I need some fucking girly love. Ha, that sounds weird.
On the bus ride home I was talking to Sarah and Dustin and the thought of how agreeing with someone pisses them off more than anything came into my head.You know what I mean? How when someone is trying to insult you by calling you a douche bag or ball sucker (thanks David Obermeyer for all the great shows in the lunch room) and you just agree with them, and they look totally stumped. I remembered when i did that a few weeks ago. Some black kid called me a fag. I said "yep", "I'm a fag". and he looked so puzzled. He couldn't think of anything to say. Personally I think that if you need to sink so low as to call people fags when they aren't gay, you are an ignorant bastard. I am a bastard, no really. My parents weren't married. I'm going to hell on bus #666.
Also at lunch on friday Megan sat down and I kinda thought wether i should tell her how i'm feeling. I'm feeling lonely lately. No, not horny, damn you sick minded people! But lonely as in every guy needs some sort of comfort from a girl. wether it be just hugging someone or admiring them (sorry, I'm starting to sound like a total pervert). But fuck! I've only had 3 girlfriends in my life. None of them I really liked. And none of the realtionships lasted more than 3 weeks. But I need some fucking girly love. Ha, that sounds weird.