Yeah I know. But it's something I can do when I feel like crap and all I can do is lay in bed. Sims makes me smile and is calming to me. Mostly. And I figure when I'm having a better moment, I can make posts! Like right now.
These are not the same Sims as my old ones. I lost them. I had to remake them. So I didn't remake EVERYONE I just got the brilliant idea to make Dave, Blaine, Kurt, and Sebastian and make them all live together, then watch what happens.
It's joyous.
Blaine: Thanks for letting us live here Sebastian. It's awesome. Totally awesome.
Dave: BLAINE. Door. Move it.
Blaine: Right Kurt?
Kurt: . . .
What everyone did first?
Troll the internet like a pro
Look at his face while thinking it's probably a nice place to sit
Blaine found the guitar
Much to Dave's dislike
These two hit it off right away. Was cute.
Kurt: "David. If you're going to dance, do it right. That was atrocious."
Dave: "But I-"
Dave: "I wasn't dancing I was working ou- oh whatever. Sure Kurt."
Went looking for where Blaine went. Found him in here.
...
Kurt: "Just putting books away! Nothing else. Don't mind me."
Kurt: "JUST. READING. SHERLOCK HOLMES."
Blaine: "Sorry Kurt! We'll go to another room."
So they went to hug in another room
Where Kurt followed.
Blaine: "Wow you're . . Very solid."
Sebastian: "Thanks." ;D
Uhm. Kurt.
Kurt, back up.
This is the opposite of backing up.
Blaine CALM.
Blaine: "Sure was nice of Sebastian to let us all move in with him."
Kurt: "Yeeeah. . I'm sure he has no ulterior motives, what so ever. Right Sebastian."
Sebastian: >:|
Blaine: "So we- ...What?"
Kurt: "Be right back. Sebastian and I are going to have a chat."
Blaine: "Mmkay."
Kurt: "Okay, look-"
Sebastian: "Calm down, Hummel. I'm just playing with him. Though. . I'd love to get something cooking with Blaine. ."
Sebastian: "Unless, you-"
Kurt: "EW."
Not even kidding, Kurt Sim screamed EW when Sebastian started flirting. I died.
Sebastian: "What do you mean, EW?"
Kurt: "I mean ewwwwww, gross. No. Just. . .I'm going to go make dinner."
Kurt: "And you better watch it."
Kurt: "...That's not what I meant."
Sebastian: "Why Blaine! Fancy seeing you here, I was just telling Kurt how much I'd love to cook with you."
Blaine: "Really?" :3
Meanwhile
Dave is boring.
And loves unicorns.
But we all knew that.
And. . Uh
What? Do you expect me to NOT creep on my sims?
Blaine: "So, it's nice you moved in with all of us too!"
Dave: -Did it cause Kurt was- "Yeah."
Dave: ". . .Don't look at me like that."
Blaine: "Like what?"
Blaine: "Is this. . better. .?"
OH GOD BLAINE
Dave: -Does not know if want-
Kurt I know that's you under those covers. Thinkin about Dave. Uh huh
...Wait. What are you doing under there? I SEE NO SLEEP ZZZZZ'S!
Excuse me, Miss. This is a private residence and-
RETHHSDMK
KURT?
Ladies and gentlemen, Kurt with no product in his hair
I'm not even kidding, every time he takes a shower/bath, his hair does this. I can't even
Dave: ". . So. Not that I mind. But. You sure it's okay for us to be shirtless? It won't bother anyone."
Aka Kurt.
Sebastian: "Davey, this is my house. My rules. Clothing is optional."
Dave: "Ohhhh. ."
Dave: ". . .ALL of it-?"
Sebastian: "All of it."
Kurt: "Can you two-"
Dave: "Sebastian's house, his rules Kurt."
Kurt: ". . ."
Sebastian: "Heh. I like you Davey."
Dave: "Yeah- . . ."
. . .
Dave: "You like me?"
Sebastian: "Mmhm."
Dave: "Okay."
DAVE DON'T BE SO EASY
Even though they do look damn adorable together.
But then Dave got up to go watch Blaine play guitar and. . .
Kurt: "Sebastian, will you PLEASE put on a shirt!"
Sebastian: "You're just jealous of this body. Cause no one in their right mind would want to see you nake-"
SMACK
...Did you just SLAP him?
Sebastian: "Did you just SLAP me!?"
Kurt: ". . .Uh. Maybe."
Kurt: "I'm sorry! I just got so upset and I wasn't thinking and-"
Sebastian: "Whatever. It's fine. I'll live."
Kurt: "Good. . . Uhm. . .I'm gonna go .. Watch Blaine practice."
Sebastian: ". . . Bitch."
AND THEN MY GAME CRASHED so none of that was saved LOL but nothing monumental happened, and I didn't really like the house anyway. I picked one more spacious, and more Sebastian-esq. So just pretend this was temporary, then Seb was taking them to his REAL HOME IN CALIFORNIA~
Blaine: "THESE PLANTS ARE AWESOME."
We're off to a good start.
Kurt wants to go into the Fashion industry (I know I could have done music, but someone else is, and I didn't wanna double up) so he's an ARTIST!~
...Went downstairs and they legit were just standing there. Staring at each other.
......
Until finally.
You're so charming Sebastian.
So is Blaine.
Blaine: EHEHEHEEEEEEE~~~
-facepalm-
...Blaine.
Put that away.
Sebastian: -walking by- "Hey Kurt."
Kurt: ". . .Hey. . ."
.....What.
Also this is Kurt's goldfish. Jamison.
I apparently forgot I had PETS installed, so they'll be getting other animals at SOME point, I just don't know when or what.
And here is Dave's booty
....What?
...Okay. This. I saw him cleaning the toilet and was like. Why. It wasn't dirty. Seb doesn't have any neat traits AT ALL
So. I was like. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Well.
He went to find Kurt, TOLD HIM he cleaned the toilet (little 'talk about neatness' bubble came up, on its own I didn't tell him to do this) Kurt got really happy and excited (Kurt has the neat trait, Sebastian KNEW this) and then Sebastian makes this face, and started flirting up a STORM
AND KURT ACCEPTED ALL OF IT
WHEN DID SIMS GET SO CLEVER?
Sebastian I. uh. ...Uhm.
But then CUTENESS, everyone was going to bed, and these two hugged it out before hand. Awe c:
...This is gonna be fun.
GOODMORNING.
Sebastian: "See something you like there, Davey?"
Dave: c;
Sebastian: "You could get a better look if you want . ."
Dave: "I CAN- uh. No. No bad idea."
Sebastian: "WHAT? Why!?"
Dave: "Just. . . No. I know it's a bad idea."
Sebastian: :|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
....No. Sebastian.
But they didn't do anything. Pretty much, they got into bed (Seb's bed) and watched tv ....Er. Each other.
Blaine: ". . So I love handcuffs."
BLAINE.
LOL Sebastian got dressed and Kurt walks over and SLAPS HIM
Then walks off
WHAT DID HE DO THIS TIME?
Kurt: ". . Blaine. Where are we?"
Blaine: "You'll see~"
Kurt: ". . He brought me to a warehouse. Why."
Kurt: "KARAOKE?"
Blaine: "Come ooooooon.
"Sing with meeee~"
Kurt: "No."
Blaine: "SING WITH MEEEEEEEEEE."
He did manage to get Kurt up there. And it got ridiculous fast Also they sounded horrific oh my God
DAT ASS BLAINE
Good job guys.
Blaine: "So. Did you have fun?"
Kurt: ". . .Yeah. Lots of fun. . ."
....Welp.
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW THAT WAS ABOUT 100 CAPS THOUGH SO