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[theunderburger]

Kamio... have you ever wondered why the camp HAS chickens? Do you think they might be saving them for something? Like... DATE NIGHT?

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[speedoson]

They're probably using the chickens for eggs...and for agriculturally minded people like Mizuki-senpai even though he has his bees

You were HAPPY to eat it last year. Let's tell Ryuuzaki-sensei that we're allergic.

[theunderburger]

Do you think bees make eggs as well as honey?

Last year I wasn't a daddy.

[speedoson]

....Not eggs that anyone wants

so you promise not to make me eat it this year?

[theunderburger]

What is WRONG with you?

But how do we stop everyone else eating Tammy-Jo?! That Zeus cabin has a fetish for all kinds of terrible things.

[speedoson]

I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING

....We could volunteer to cook for everyone?

[theunderburger]

I'm talking about protecting our DAUGHTER! You're suggesting we EAT HER!

..... yeah that might work. Can you cook?

[speedoson]

I NEVER SAID THAT

Oh yeah. I'm really good at boiling spinach!! I can also make chahan and miso.