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[theturtlemaggie]

Awww, i miss cliffside.
funniest shit ever.

"You know your from Cliffside and Fairview when..."

You went to Lincoln or 6 school.

Where you went to school determined what kind of neighborhood you grew up in.

You never referred to them as "#3 School, #4 School, etc" - just 3 School, 4 School, 5 School, & 6 School and knew what kinda kids came from which school.

You tore down a letter from the "used to be" Columbus Park Sign.

You've hung out in the tubes at Boys Park

You've worked at recreation in the summer and referred to it as "rec"

You know the people who originally started chillin in front of Super Deal.

When there was a half-day you know that everyone went to McDonalds right after school.

You buy your liquor from Rosikas.

You remember when "Kikos" was "Fine Fare"

You know that "Fortune Foods" sells ciggarettes to underaged kids.

When you were in grammar school you had a "smoking spot".

You know what and where the "Crack Shack" is

There are more Guatemalans in Fairview than in Guatemala.

You know the short cut to down the hill.

You've seen or know at least one person who can scrub 5$ in 5 min. on the street off strangers.

You know Vincent's is the best pizza in town.

You don't call it Luigi's Pizzeria; you call it Pasta's or Pasta & Pizza.

You know the guy that works in American Liquors or Rome Liquors.

You'd walk on Anderson Ave. aimlessly because you know you'll find people and something to do.

You know that Cliffside girls are influenced by Fairview girls.

You also no Fairview girls and Cliffside girls really do not get along it is a popularity act.

You know not to believe that there is a pool on top of Cliffside High.

You own at least one pair of air forces.

You've called the cops that walk on Anderson Ave. a "rent-a-cop".

You've jumped atleast one fence for a short cut.

You've been getting your hair cuts with the same barber for the past 5 years.

You consider yourself "gangster" even though you dress preppy.

The middle finger is considered as "What up" instead of Fuck You.

You know what the "garage" is.

You've asked a Guatemalan to buy you liquor and they bought the wrong bottle.

You know how easy it is to get narcotics.

You know atleast 3 people who sell weed.

You know that everyone goes to 6 School to play basketball.

You also considered 3 School the "ghetto school" in Cliffside Park

You know the people that live in your town but still go to school in Paramus for the "bad kids".

All town officals send there kids to private school, because they know how shitty CPHS is.

You know what up-the-hill is and down-the-hill is.

You've gone to the Tunnel and witnessed Fairview's "waterfall."

You've been going to The Point and Gotham for years, you know at least 4 people that work there.

You remember The Point before the renovation and Gotham when it was The Waterfalls

You've gone to one of Gokkam's parties.

Edgewater is the place to go when your drunk or high off your ass, and you always meet new people that are also high or drunk off their ass.

You've seen atleast one person with alchohol poisoning on the Dock of the Billiards.

In jr. high it was cool to hang out in the Edgewater parking lot by Kids Kingdom.

You see at least 10 people freestyle on "the block".

You know not to walk on Walker Street past midnight.

You know a plane crashed on Cliff Street in '85

You think that people who live on Jersey Ave are in the gang "D-block".

You know the phone number to Scotty's Taxi by heart.

You know what "troop" means.

When someone wants to go out to drink or smoke it's nothing new to
you.

You consider Bergenline a mall.

You don't call the small buses a van. You call it a Guat Bus.

You know what a loosie is.

You've worn Adidas slippers with jeans.

You know that everyone goes to White Castles after midnight when they're drunk or have the munchies.

You've worked or shopped at Drug Fair

You've been to Log-on.

You've stolen money out of someone's back pocket.

Your cool with atleast 5 cops.

You've stolen a bicycle and sold it.

You've bought any bootleg DVD off a chinese person.

You've written your name on the bricks in the entrances of the elementary schools.

You've placed gum on the gum wall by Scotty's Taxi when you went to 4 school

You learned how to walk on the ceiling while your high.

You ran outside while completely drunk while missing an article of clothing that's pretty important.

You can name 4 establishments on Anderson Ave that have gone out of business in the past year.

All the bad kids come from 4 School.

You know to call it Illview instead of Fairview.

You also call it Cliffside, not Cliffside Park and at times refer to it as Sniffside.

You know who Crazy Pete is.

You've been chased by the old lady who stands by Mc Donnalds.

You consider a 25cent drink and a bag of chips a full meal.

You've stolen a northface jacket atleast once in your lifetime. or have had one stolen from you.

You have someone to drive you around the town for an hour up and down anderson ave. (McDonnalds to Day Ave.)

Finally you've jumped a guat.or no atleast 6 people who do it for a living.