More Random Things of Life (Mainly From) At the End Of the Hall at Harker
"I am currently suffering from a case of the bleeding papers." (I.E. People screwed up really badly on the tests, which means the teacher has to mark up a lot of things with a red pen, so the paper would have lots of red, which reach the point that the paper looks like it's bleeding.)
"Wouldn't it be great to have a cattle-prodded sword? If you fight against a guy in plate armor, even if he blocks your blade, he still gets a nasty shock. After he collapses to the ground, you can just keep poking him in the foot until he dies."
"I am ten ninjas."
"Great blade on my back, cattle-prodded. *Grips imaginary handle on back* Katana and wakizashi at my waist. *Grips respective imaginary handles on side of waist* And throwing knives across my chest. *Brushes hand from left shoulder to right waist*"
"TWINCEST!!! *fangirl screaming and hyperventilation*"
"Nuclear annhilation solves everything."
"I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom."
"He's flash-dot-raping himself." (Just so we're clear, it means you're screwing yourself over in a game. It's not what you thought, you pervert.)
"Shut up dwarf."
"We're trying to find a solution to the violent civil problems in Ireland-" "and genocide is not a legitimate solution. ...Unfortunetly."
"You've been kinkified!"
"Ohhhh geeeeezzzzz!!!" (You do not want to know. Trust me.)
On a poster about poverty in Alabamma: "Pre-Katrina: [Some number with 7 digits] people. Post-Katrina [Some number with 6 digits] people." (If you don't get it, then think about it this way, 1,000,000 is a number with 7 digits, 100,000 is a number with 6 digits. So... 1,000,000-100,000=900,000, which is quite a large difference in population.) "They had to have screwed up somewhere. Or else the only plausible reason for such a huge difference would be that they all moved out after Katrina or they all simply died." "How many people live in America?" "Around 3 million." "So according to that poster, we lost how much of our population?" "......[silence]......[muffled chuckling]"
"I'm ninja. (You can't see me.)"
"Wouldn't it be great to have a cattle-prodded sword? If you fight against a guy in plate armor, even if he blocks your blade, he still gets a nasty shock. After he collapses to the ground, you can just keep poking him in the foot until he dies."
"I am ten ninjas."
"Great blade on my back, cattle-prodded. *Grips imaginary handle on back* Katana and wakizashi at my waist. *Grips respective imaginary handles on side of waist* And throwing knives across my chest. *Brushes hand from left shoulder to right waist*"
"TWINCEST!!! *fangirl screaming and hyperventilation*"
"Nuclear annhilation solves everything."
"I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom."
"He's flash-dot-raping himself." (Just so we're clear, it means you're screwing yourself over in a game. It's not what you thought, you pervert.)
"Shut up dwarf."
"We're trying to find a solution to the violent civil problems in Ireland-" "and genocide is not a legitimate solution. ...Unfortunetly."
"You've been kinkified!"
"Ohhhh geeeeezzzzz!!!" (You do not want to know. Trust me.)
On a poster about poverty in Alabamma: "Pre-Katrina: [Some number with 7 digits] people. Post-Katrina [Some number with 6 digits] people." (If you don't get it, then think about it this way, 1,000,000 is a number with 7 digits, 100,000 is a number with 6 digits. So... 1,000,000-100,000=900,000, which is quite a large difference in population.) "They had to have screwed up somewhere. Or else the only plausible reason for such a huge difference would be that they all moved out after Katrina or they all simply died." "How many people live in America?" "Around 3 million." "So according to that poster, we lost how much of our population?" "......[silence]......[muffled chuckling]"
"I'm ninja. (You can't see me.)"