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[thatgoldenboy]

IMPORTANT BUSINESS.

Yes, it's nearly Christmas. Yes, the castle is decorated fantastically and stupid things like mistletoe exist. But please, for the love of all that is holy, do not use it as an excuse to be an idiot. I don't want a headache earlier than usual. I might get cranky.

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[totalsnoop]

You're a mean one, Mister Grinch.

Though I guess I share your feelings when it comes to people being idiotic.

[thatgoldenboy]

I don't completely hate Christmas. I just dislike it. Mildly.

[totalsnoop]

Mildly dislike it? That alone is troubling.

[thatgoldenboy]

There's nothing wrong with not liking Christmas, Lavender.

[totalsnoop]

Yes there is. It's the happiest holiday of the entire year.

Don't make me start calling you Ebenezer.

[thatgoldenboy]

Fine. It's the best holiday of the year and nothing else compares. Happy?

[totalsnoop]

Once more, with feeling!!

[thatgoldenboy]

Sure. It's the best holiday and nothing else compares. Exclamation point. Exclamation point. Exclamation point.

[totalsnoop]

Your enthusiasm astounds me.

[thatgoldenboy]

What? Not enough?

[totalsnoop]

Har, har.

No. You're not in the right Christmas mood at all. You should watch "It's a Wonderful Life" or something, it'll make you feel better about everything!!!

[thatgoldenboy]

Not going to happen. You'd have to make me.

[totalsnoop]

I could always drop my pencil again if that would work. Now, I'm not sure if that's a threat or a come-on but I'll go with it anyway.

[thatgoldenboy]

That's not fair.

[totalsnoop]

The fact that I have to threaten you to watch a movie with me isn't fair.

[thatgoldenboy]

One movie?