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Dec 14, 2006 15:41

Dear Journal,

Today I cut my wrists and wrote a poem. That is all.

Emo McJoePants

P.S: I like tight pants

I DON'T THINK SO MR PANTS! TIGHT PANTS ARE UNCOMFORTABLE AND STINKY, LIKE MUSTARD. On an unrelated topic, mustard is gross. Whoever eats it has no taste buds or is a giraffe. You won't be taking over this planet Giraffe's! Not on my watch, you son of a bitch! *random gunfire*

And thus, the world was saved....but at what cost?

The End
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