Gay of The Day, are you ready?
Ok we got a couple of good ones here, so listen up to some good ole' gay of the day, brought to you from gay shit headquarters, My house.
Well, as anyone knows, Mike (best friend since kindergartnen) stops over randomly at my house, like once or twice a week, or 3 times if im lucky and hes bored. Stacy, apparently, gets pissed everytime he does this.
She goes, "Fine Joe, go play with Mike and abandon me once again."
....Wtf?
Apparently spending time with your best friend is abandoning phone time with your gf, which is normally about 7 hours a day. (give or take) (kinda ridiculous, but time goes quickly when you talk with the love of your life)
But you see, once again this doesnt make any sense. How is not talking on the phone because my friend stopped by abandonment? I mean, I dont get pissed when her friends are over...so....wtf?
(intermission) (never confuse "I dont need a new vagina" and "I need a new vagina." It will get you in lots of trouble)
(K intermission is over) (why was there one? Because I just had to put that in, because really awkward moment right now...and this is the gay of the day, so it fits)
And for the last bit...
Cheryl comes out of my dads room, telling me, "Damn Joe, its really fucking hot in there"
And she wasnt kidding either, I went in my room and well...
I finally felt the feeling of your own home sauna. It was quite nice.
Not really.
So what does my dad do you ask? Why im glad you asked! I'll tell you of course. He opens the front door and all the windows, then to top it off...He turns off the AC.
Just so you know, I now consider my Father to be Legally Retarded. I have never seen such an idiotic event occur. What kind of dumbshit turns off the AC and opens all the windows when ITS EVEN HOTTER OUTSIDE? My father thats who.
I dont even want to consider how I am made up of half his genes.
So those are my gays of the day. Hope they are nice and gay for you. They come in pure, unaltered gayness.
Im sure you get more of this gayness in the future too.
Cant forget to tell you that I still love Stacy. Get used to seeing and hearing it. Forever is a long time you know...
Well, as anyone knows, Mike (best friend since kindergartnen) stops over randomly at my house, like once or twice a week, or 3 times if im lucky and hes bored. Stacy, apparently, gets pissed everytime he does this.
She goes, "Fine Joe, go play with Mike and abandon me once again."
....Wtf?
Apparently spending time with your best friend is abandoning phone time with your gf, which is normally about 7 hours a day. (give or take) (kinda ridiculous, but time goes quickly when you talk with the love of your life)
But you see, once again this doesnt make any sense. How is not talking on the phone because my friend stopped by abandonment? I mean, I dont get pissed when her friends are over...so....wtf?
(intermission) (never confuse "I dont need a new vagina" and "I need a new vagina." It will get you in lots of trouble)
(K intermission is over) (why was there one? Because I just had to put that in, because really awkward moment right now...and this is the gay of the day, so it fits)
And for the last bit...
Cheryl comes out of my dads room, telling me, "Damn Joe, its really fucking hot in there"
And she wasnt kidding either, I went in my room and well...
I finally felt the feeling of your own home sauna. It was quite nice.
Not really.
So what does my dad do you ask? Why im glad you asked! I'll tell you of course. He opens the front door and all the windows, then to top it off...He turns off the AC.
Just so you know, I now consider my Father to be Legally Retarded. I have never seen such an idiotic event occur. What kind of dumbshit turns off the AC and opens all the windows when ITS EVEN HOTTER OUTSIDE? My father thats who.
I dont even want to consider how I am made up of half his genes.
So those are my gays of the day. Hope they are nice and gay for you. They come in pure, unaltered gayness.
Im sure you get more of this gayness in the future too.
Cant forget to tell you that I still love Stacy. Get used to seeing and hearing it. Forever is a long time you know...