Jun 19, 2005 03:27
50 cent says
"Im low on the charts, I need a change"
One of his crew says
"How bout we change yo name to Dolla Bill yo?"
Fitty Replies, "You callin me cheap?"
His crew,"No, im sayin we should give you a new name to give you some spice."
Fitty, "So I got no spice now right? How bout I change my name to Peppa Cent Twenty Five? Would that be enough then?"
Crew, " No I waz juz sayin..."
Fitty, "Youre fired you mutha fucka."
Crew, "That's it! Change it to Shotgun Fitty!"
Fitty, "You a dumbshit, you know dat? You should be called Fitty Cent and Zero Dolla, Da Crew."
Crew, "Wut you mean?"
Fitty, "Lets go get some ass."
Crew, "Dat our new name?"
Fitty, "No, its get the hell out of here, ya fag yo."
Crew, "Wut I do now?"
This random tale of retardness brought to you by Fitty Cent and Da Gay Zero Dolla.
And Fitty wants you to know, that he just Busted.