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Tim mate, you and I both can sympathize with this list.
You see at least we both know that we didnt have to start dealing with women till this year really.
Least we both know we didnt start this shit.
Least we know what a good friendship means.
Least we do more than just reference to past times ALL the time.
Least we dont allow stupid faggotry to get in our way.
Least we dont have the concept of "oh well your not my friend anymore" because honestly, thats the gayest thing ive ever heard.
Hell, ever since girls came along, the Gayest thing ive ever heard, has increased 3-fold. So goodtimes.
Since girls, Gay is now EVERYDAY...YAY!!!
Since girls, Life is a bitch (what a metaphor, or is that irony...hell it could be both coulnt it)
Since girls, I now have a love like never before (come on there are good things you sillies)
Since girls, I know true PMS (thanks cassi) (dont deny, I must admit, to me, you are the queen bitch of the universe, (more than kerrigan, ...reference to starcraft, Goodtimes Tim)
Since girls, There can never be a moment in humor where it isnt funny to a female...
Without Girls, well, Im not gonna go there because I will get slapped for the rest of my life, even though after 30 days it shouldn't count.
But we all know, most guys are fucks. Tim and I, gloriously, do not fit in to that category.
I myself, just like a good challenge or fight. That does not make me fit into that category. And I never go looking for a fight unless for good reason, or someone brings it to me.
If it doesnt seem so though, its because, (as Mr. Conover put it on Friday) "Joe, your mind thinks too complex that you don't put everything together for everyone else, half the time your words are riddles. You skip over many things, you need to get more information out instead of just planning."
Theres more to that, but basically, Im a Genius.
And heres a little tidbit for you about our wonderful messed up country, yet it isnt bad all the time..Right...
For each of the following assume you have 2 cows.
-Communism: The goverment takes both of them and gives you part of the milk.
-Socialism: The goverment takes one and gives it to your neightboor.
-Fascism: The goverment takes both and sells you the mik
-Nazizm: The goverment takes both cows, then shoots you.
-Bureaucracy: the goverment takes both of them, shoots 1, milks the other, then pours the mild down the drain
-Captialism: You sell one of them and buy a bull.
Its 4:33 AM.
Self Explanatory.
Night.
You see at least we both know that we didnt have to start dealing with women till this year really.
Least we both know we didnt start this shit.
Least we know what a good friendship means.
Least we do more than just reference to past times ALL the time.
Least we dont allow stupid faggotry to get in our way.
Least we dont have the concept of "oh well your not my friend anymore" because honestly, thats the gayest thing ive ever heard.
Hell, ever since girls came along, the Gayest thing ive ever heard, has increased 3-fold. So goodtimes.
Since girls, Gay is now EVERYDAY...YAY!!!
Since girls, Life is a bitch (what a metaphor, or is that irony...hell it could be both coulnt it)
Since girls, I now have a love like never before (come on there are good things you sillies)
Since girls, I know true PMS (thanks cassi) (dont deny, I must admit, to me, you are the queen bitch of the universe, (more than kerrigan, ...reference to starcraft, Goodtimes Tim)
Since girls, There can never be a moment in humor where it isnt funny to a female...
Without Girls, well, Im not gonna go there because I will get slapped for the rest of my life, even though after 30 days it shouldn't count.
But we all know, most guys are fucks. Tim and I, gloriously, do not fit in to that category.
I myself, just like a good challenge or fight. That does not make me fit into that category. And I never go looking for a fight unless for good reason, or someone brings it to me.
If it doesnt seem so though, its because, (as Mr. Conover put it on Friday) "Joe, your mind thinks too complex that you don't put everything together for everyone else, half the time your words are riddles. You skip over many things, you need to get more information out instead of just planning."
Theres more to that, but basically, Im a Genius.
And heres a little tidbit for you about our wonderful messed up country, yet it isnt bad all the time..Right...
For each of the following assume you have 2 cows.
-Communism: The goverment takes both of them and gives you part of the milk.
-Socialism: The goverment takes one and gives it to your neightboor.
-Fascism: The goverment takes both and sells you the mik
-Nazizm: The goverment takes both cows, then shoots you.
-Bureaucracy: the goverment takes both of them, shoots 1, milks the other, then pours the mild down the drain
-Captialism: You sell one of them and buy a bull.
Its 4:33 AM.
Self Explanatory.
Night.