Customers of the Day
I am back! With 3 days worth of quotes! LOL
"Is there anything else I can do for you?"
"Yeah, you can have a merry Christmas."
Aw, isn't he festive? LOL
"Type in ipconfig, space, forward slash, renew."
"Renew? R-E-N-U-E?"
"You tell the boss man that he needs to get off his lazy rear end and get you all some equipment that works better, and get you a big raise for bein' so nice."
"Are you running a router or are you directly connected from the computer to the modem?"
"Ummm... oh, that's a hard question."
Since when?
"Type in cmd, as in Charlie, Mich--"
"cnd and hit okay?"
*hears cmd* "Yup."
"Windows cannot find cnd."
"cmd, as in Char--"
"What?"
"... Charlie, Michael, David."
LISTEN PEOPLE!!!
Okay, so, a couple people at work and I were making fun of other internet companies. AKA Cox Communications. We were talking about how hard it would be to answer the phones if we did tech support for them.
"Thank you for calling Cox Communications, can I give you a hand with your package?"
*headdesk*
Kat: "It's like a guard fish."
"I'm usin' AGV."
Really? And how's that working for you? If you were using AVG, I'd be less concerned.
This woman is clacking her false teeth while talking to me...
"Miss Nicole"
*giggle* I always get a kick outta getting called that LOL
Me, sounding firm 'cuz he's dumb: "Can I get you to plug in just the modem, please."
Him, sounding... happy: "Yes, ma'am"
Okay, and allll the rest are from this one 55 y/o guy in West Virginia.
"If I throw the modem to ya, d'you think you can throw me one back?"
"If you can throw a modem all the way to Canada, I think major league baseball is gonna want you."
"You should come down here."
"Well, I am going to New York in about a week."
"Well you should move down here and then visit!"
"You sound awful young."
"Well, I am."
"What, about 22, 23?"
"21."
"That's pretty close. I gotta say, you got a pretty phone voice."
"You're smart. You're young and smart, I bet you're pretty good looking, too."
"Do you have any older sisters as smart and beautiful as you?"
"Is there anything else I can do for you?"
"Yeah, you can have a merry Christmas."
Aw, isn't he festive? LOL
"Type in ipconfig, space, forward slash, renew."
"Renew? R-E-N-U-E?"
"You tell the boss man that he needs to get off his lazy rear end and get you all some equipment that works better, and get you a big raise for bein' so nice."
"Are you running a router or are you directly connected from the computer to the modem?"
"Ummm... oh, that's a hard question."
Since when?
"Type in cmd, as in Charlie, Mich--"
"cnd and hit okay?"
*hears cmd* "Yup."
"Windows cannot find cnd."
"cmd, as in Char--"
"What?"
"... Charlie, Michael, David."
LISTEN PEOPLE!!!
Okay, so, a couple people at work and I were making fun of other internet companies. AKA Cox Communications. We were talking about how hard it would be to answer the phones if we did tech support for them.
"Thank you for calling Cox Communications, can I give you a hand with your package?"
*headdesk*
Kat: "It's like a guard fish."
"I'm usin' AGV."
Really? And how's that working for you? If you were using AVG, I'd be less concerned.
This woman is clacking her false teeth while talking to me...
"Miss Nicole"
*giggle* I always get a kick outta getting called that LOL
Me, sounding firm 'cuz he's dumb: "Can I get you to plug in just the modem, please."
Him, sounding... happy: "Yes, ma'am"
Okay, and allll the rest are from this one 55 y/o guy in West Virginia.
"If I throw the modem to ya, d'you think you can throw me one back?"
"If you can throw a modem all the way to Canada, I think major league baseball is gonna want you."
"You should come down here."
"Well, I am going to New York in about a week."
"Well you should move down here and then visit!"
"You sound awful young."
"Well, I am."
"What, about 22, 23?"
"21."
"That's pretty close. I gotta say, you got a pretty phone voice."
"You're smart. You're young and smart, I bet you're pretty good looking, too."
"Do you have any older sisters as smart and beautiful as you?"