Mountain Dew

[thetruthbetween]

I think part of the reason I like to drink Mountain Dew is because of the looks I get when I'm doing so in public. Especially when it's from a clear, unlabeled container. And you just know everyone thinking, "WTF, is she drinking radioactive piss?" YES! YES I AM! Because I am EPIC like that! So epic that I drink SUPERHERO PISS! *tapes glasses together and buys a pocket protector*