a conversation

Feb 24, 2008 01:30

worth posting. I used to do this more. The following is a recent IM convo between Mikey Rhino and myself.
Avril Lavine fans need not keep reading.

M.RHINO:i'll be comin to bufflo at the end of march

ME:what the hell for

M.RHINO:march 29th hsbc arena

ME:whats going on there

M.RHINO:boys like girls with avril

ME:any chance you can help me give her a wedgie and have her deported back to canada

M.RHINO:very possible

ME:i was just at hsbc! for hockey

ME:ok here is the plan...i am going to steal the sabre tooth mascot outfit and then kick her ass on stage

M.RHINO:does involve boobs

ME:yeah and me kicking her ass for being a slag

M.RHINO:haha

ME:what would be better than me beating up avril lavine in a tiger costumethat isnt dirty...

M.RHINO:she's married and dumb

ME:to what

M.RHINO:singer of sum 41

ME:we need to make it so they can never breed...

M.RHINO:haha

ME:ill get the tiger costume!!!

M.RHINO:yeah she's no skye sweetnam or sara silverman

ME:they kept showing ads for that shit at my hockey game i was pist
that and the blue man group - creepy mother fuckers

ME:and FUCK her even more... oooooh best idea yet ready?
I am going to put Sara Silverman in the tiger costume... THEN set her on fire THEN drop her from the ceiling onto Avril Lavine......holy shit i am a genius.
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