Feb 24, 2008 01:30
worth posting. I used to do this more. The following is a recent IM convo between Mikey Rhino and myself.
Avril Lavine fans need not keep reading.
M.RHINO:i'll be comin to bufflo at the end of march
ME:what the hell for
M.RHINO:march 29th hsbc arena
ME:whats going on there
M.RHINO:boys like girls with avril
ME:any chance you can help me give her a wedgie and have her deported back to canada
M.RHINO:very possible
ME:i was just at hsbc! for hockey
ME:ok here is the plan...i am going to steal the sabre tooth mascot outfit and then kick her ass on stage
M.RHINO:does involve boobs
ME:yeah and me kicking her ass for being a slag
M.RHINO:haha
ME:what would be better than me beating up avril lavine in a tiger costumethat isnt dirty...
M.RHINO:she's married and dumb
ME:to what
M.RHINO:singer of sum 41
ME:we need to make it so they can never breed...
M.RHINO:haha
ME:ill get the tiger costume!!!
M.RHINO:yeah she's no skye sweetnam or sara silverman
ME:they kept showing ads for that shit at my hockey game i was pist
that and the blue man group - creepy mother fuckers
ME:and FUCK her even more... oooooh best idea yet ready?
I am going to put Sara Silverman in the tiger costume... THEN set her on fire THEN drop her from the ceiling onto Avril Lavine......holy shit i am a genius.