Oh. Mah. GAWD.
Spa day was today, and I feel totally accurate in saying Best. Present. EVAR!!
I had a facial first, with several different lotions and oils,a masque, hot moist towels and a shoulder rub. I was whisked off to another room and another lady for a Swedish massage, the whole deal, upper and lower. Then, I was taken to a freaky shower room for a full body sugar scrub. There was a wacky human carwash type deal with 8 showerheads on a long bar that she swung back and forth across the table as I lay there like a lump. I had a break for lunch, and sat around in the lounge reading magazines and drinking coffee until it was time for my pedicure. I spent the whole 4 hours wrapped in this giant super plush bathrobe, it was AWESOME.
I could get this gift every year until I die, and it would never, ever get old. AAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.
I had a facial first, with several different lotions and oils,a masque, hot moist towels and a shoulder rub. I was whisked off to another room and another lady for a Swedish massage, the whole deal, upper and lower. Then, I was taken to a freaky shower room for a full body sugar scrub. There was a wacky human carwash type deal with 8 showerheads on a long bar that she swung back and forth across the table as I lay there like a lump. I had a break for lunch, and sat around in the lounge reading magazines and drinking coffee until it was time for my pedicure. I spent the whole 4 hours wrapped in this giant super plush bathrobe, it was AWESOME.
I could get this gift every year until I die, and it would never, ever get old. AAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.