christ.

[thetrousersnake]

Bugger this for a lark.

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WEIRD, WEIRD PEOPLE. I THINK I PREFERRED IT WHEN I WAS A NEWT TO THIS BOLLOCKS. I'M GOING TO THE LIBRARY.

I MAY NOT BE BACK FOR SOME TIME.

NARGH.

Comments

[fuzzblood]

You were a newt?!
I mean! Um. Hello... Pr- S- sna- Severus!

[thetrousersnake]

NEVER CALL ME THAT. HOW DARE YOU CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ANYWAY? I'VE NEVER STUCK YOUR HEAD DOWN A TOILET. YOU MUST BE NEW.

...

Your hair is very curly.

[fuzzblood]

It is your name isn't it! What am I supposed to call you then? Mr. Slytherin!!!!
My name is Hermione ... I am new ... sort of!
Yes my hair is curly!! Yours is ... nice.

[thetrousersnake]

"Mr. Slytherin". Ten out of ten for creativity there, you know. You and Sirius have a lot to talk about when it comes to insults.

and .... nice?

[fuzzblood]

Oh thank you very much!!
Yes. It has character!!

[thetrousersnake]

Um. Thank you.

You're weird.

Your hair is weird too. In a good way.

I'm going to sit over here now.