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[thetrousersnake]

Oh good. Another year to look forward to

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[moopylunin]

I really don't think you should encourage James and Sirus to-

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Hang on. I'm going to be in the library all day too.

[thetrousersnake]

I do hope you're joking.

[moopylunin]

Er, no.

Well the library's a big place. Sort of.

[thetrousersnake]

Clearly not big enough. I can see you, you mangy bastard.

You do it on purpose, I swear.

How long do I have before your flea-ridden friends turn up and nutsack me? Ten minutes? Christ.

[moopylunin]

Well that's no my fault! I was here first. Just. Turn the other way or something. I can see you too, you're not the only one suffering.

I do not. What on earth would I gain from it? Do you think I take pleasure in being insulted by you?

Actually they're not coming. At least I hope not.

[thetrousersnake]

Not coming? Good grief. I'll alert the media.

It's not as if I'm looking at your fat head intentionally, Lupin. You're obscuring my view of Tracy Scoggins' cleavage.

[moopylunin]

I am capable of sitting by myself for a few hours, you know.

Well why don't you move then? Wait what on earth are you doing now? That isn't any way to treat Hogwarts, a History.

[thetrousersnake]

What does it look like I'm doing>? I am building myself a wall. A book wall. So I don't have to glower at you all the time.

[moopylunin]

Could you not just look the other way? Honestly, you really are being very ridiculous about all this. It's not as if you have to stay here.

Also you might want to shift that Herbology textbook slightly to the left, because if you put anything else on top then the whole thing will collapse.