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[thetrousersnake]

I can neither deny nor confirm the allegation that I was spotted entering my dormitory with one Rita Skeeter of Gryffindor House late last night after (finally) leaving the safety of the Prefect's Bathroom. You're all making mountains out of molehills. Shut up and leave me alone, you all have dicks the size of peanuts. Small peanuts at that.

Now, if you'll excuse me, there are some Hufflepuff firsties that haven't yet discovered the true meaning of "bog washing." Me and Dolohov are giving them an introductory lesson.

- SS