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[thetrousersnake]

I am going to get this crap out of my hair. It's stunting my intellectual growth.

Possible cleaning agents:- bleach

Comments

[givemedetails]

Oh Sevvie, you're so vile. Stop being a melodramatic prat.

Perhaps you don't wash it out, perhaps it's a charm. Have you tried finite incantatum?

~Rita

[thetrousersnake]

Tried. Not working.

Maybe it takes two. If it is a charm, you can hardly expect snotter to have had the guts to do it alone now, can you?

Fancy helping out? Or are you not up to the job?

- SS

[givemedetails]

Am I up to it? Of course I am. Twat.

Be there in a flash.

~Rita

[thetrousersnake]

Twat. Very original.

Now then, you egotisitcal little strumpet, it's about time I taught you how to insult people properly.

- SS

[givemedetails]

Teach me then, oh masterful one.

See you soon, you foul impertinent whoreson.

~Rita

[thetrousersnake]

Better, but it still felt a little bit clinical.

Once more, with feeling, you cack-handed fish wife with excrement for brains.

You see what I mean?

Knock at the door five times and try it face to face. This could be very amusing.

- SS

[givemedetails]

Amusing for whom, my dear?

Knocking.

Yours,
Rita