VIDEO AND HE IS SO EXCITED OH MY GOD.

[thetrollprince]

[The video clicks on and oh- hey there Orihara. He's vanished for a teensy bit but now he's back! Aren't you all so happy? His face is a little bruised but who cares about that detail? He's giggling quietly and he looks so jubilant in the most sincere way.]

I'm so happy right now. So happy..Nya~. Nnn so happy!

[He claps his hands together and

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permavid

[raincoats]

[ LOLNOPE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE BRUISES!! probably deserved it, whatever it was! n_n ]

You earned your star tokens?

[ LMFAO WOW DID HE ACTUALLY GO GET A JOB... ]

Re: permavid

[thetrollprince]

[LOL WHY DO YOU BOTHER ADACHI, IZAYA IS GOING TO HAUNT TROLL YOU.]

Nya~! Are you here to hit on me? Adachi-chan, you're too much sometimes.

[WHAT. ELSE. DO YOU EXPECT.

And psh, he's an informant broker kay? HE KNOWS THINGS. A LOT OF THINGS.]

[raincoats]

[ why does he even bother jfdklsf THROWS HIS HANDS IN THE AIR SOMETIMES!!! ]

No, I'm just trying to wrap around my head for a second here the idea of you actually working like a normal member of society.

[ it's quite unbelievable.

even though, y'know, adachi was the one to initially tell him to "get a job, punk". but he honestly never thought anything like that would ever happen!

pfffft, he probably slacked off 90% of the time anyway... adachi you hypocrite. ]

[thetrollprince]

[Because he has a cruuuuush!]

Tch. Who cares about that? Those are the boring details. Ask me something else! More exciting.

[Izaya is quite the hard worker in reality. This isn't too unimaginable. Even if he does seem like a ridiculous asshole 90% of the time OHMYGOSH WE'RE BOTH USING PERCENTAGES LOOK AT THAT.]

1/2

[raincoats]

[ nope!! and all his crushes end horribly anyway you do not want this man crushing on you.

what is this subject change even -- can't they have a normal convo about doing normal things like a normal person! whatever, ~exciting~ it is then, he guesses. ]

Uh...

2/2

[raincoats]

Y'like magic tricks?

[ SEEMS LEGIT. ]

Re: 2/2

[thetrollprince]

[...No, duh. And it's okay, Izaya isn't a good person to be on the receiving end of affection either. THEY HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON- DESTINY!!]

......I've never seen any before.

1/idk

[raincoats]

[ cool you're about to get school'd izaya. ]

Alright, check this out!

[raincoats]

[ positions the sfc in some awkward position on his table (might've almost dropped it first in doing so whoops!), check out the colors! ]

[raincoats]

[ alright now it's steady -- kind of crooked, but hey. feed's still going and that's all that matters.

and adachi's on the other end of the table of said feed with...handcuffs??

yep. ]

[raincoats]

I learned this from some kid's toy--d'ah! I mean kit! It was on sale. [ ahem. ]

[ the things he buys on sale while loitering at junes when he should be working... they have tempting deals, okay!

adachi just clamps these babies on his wrists and proceeds to do some elaborate hand motions or something is he even doing this right how does this go again... ]

[raincoats]

Annnd, there!

[ when he halts his waving of his hands...!!

yep, handcuffs are still on.

. . .

WELP. ]

[raincoats]

... That's weird. It worked with the...trick...handcuffs...

[ O H.

well then... ]

DONE!

[raincoats]

[ . . . ]

[ LOL HAVE A SHRUG! ]

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[thetrollprince]

[.....What is he doing? Are those handcuffs?]

[thetrollprince]

[.............]